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(Minho and Suri cooking together.)
Suri: Shake it, Minho
Minho: (Shimmies)
Suri: ....
Suri: I meant the container.
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Changbin: My thighs are full of secrets.
Felix: Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all.
Suri, pushing her bowl of cereal away: You know what I'm not hungry anymore.
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Hyunjin: I hate seeing you like this.
Suri: Like what?
Hyunjin: In person
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Jisung: Why are you lying on the floor?
Suri: I have depression
Suri: also I've been stabbed, can you get Woojin? please?
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Woojin: Suri, I think we need to have a serious talk here about what you did yesterday
Suri: *starts dancing*
Woojin: What are you doing?
Suri: Avoiding this conversation
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(Suri talking to the maknae line)
Suri: Alright, listen you little shits.
Suri: Not you Innie, you're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
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Chan: when I said 'bring me back something from the beach', i meant like a seashell or something.
Suri, struggling to hold onto a seagull: well you didn't freaking say that.
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Changbin, walking into the kitchen at 3am for water: what is this noise?
Jisung, eating peanut butter inside a cabinet: uh
Felix, casually stepping out of the fridge holding a loaf of bread and several jars of vegemite: I can explain
Suri, sitting on top of the fridge, eating cheerios out of the box: no you can't
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Woojin: you fainted. do you remember anything?
Jeongin: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Woojin: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Jeongin: but I heard a siren
Woojin: that was Suri.
Suri: Sorry I got nervous.
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dispatch guy following Minho and Suri: Can i please go home they've been playing with a squirrel for 30 mins
dispatch guy: Oh wait, its not a squirrel. it's their group member Jisung
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