so HELLA weird shit

GUYS I ATE A WAFFLE YESTERDAY😱

KELSEY ARE YOU PROUD😱

THIS SHIT'S SERIOUS😱

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MOOOOOON FAAAACE

i swear im not on drugs.

aye guys so today some bitchy supply teacher made me cut some shit out for some dumb worksheet sO I'M LIKE SNIPPING AWAY HAPPILY AND SHIT AND SOME IDIOT COMES UP BEHIND ME AND LIKE TRIES TO TICKLE ME WHILE YELLING IN MY EAR LIKE BETCH??????

DO U WANT TO BE STABBED????

bc u just made me stab myself.

bc the scissors slipped and nOw I HAVE A SLICE IN MY HAND BC SOME IDIOT OMG PEOPLE THESE DAYS

I need to start bringing pineapples to school so I can just stick them up people's bumholes.

MORAL OF THE STORY; don't try to scare someone while they're holding scissors unless you want them to slice their hand open and find a fishing rod up your ass yoU dOUCHE bAg

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