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THREE

EDDIE
hihihi

WEIRDLY SEXUAL
did you just text me first??
That's never happened before

EDDIE
I guess I did
I'm rlly bored

WEIRDLY SEXUAL
I refuse to talk to you until I get a name

EDDIE
Stewart.
That's a name
It's not mine
But
It's still a name

WEIRDLY SEXUAL

Why won't you tell me your name??

EDDIE
Cause it's funny lmao

WEIRDLY SEXUAL
well
I'm your future boyfriend, but you can call me
Richie

EDDIE
I just threw up, dipshit

'WEIRDLY SEXUAL' HAS BEEN CHANGED TO 'RICH'

RICH
awe how cute
A nickname??
Thanks, babe

EDDIE
you are aware that I'm a boy, right??

RICH
So?

EDDIE
just saying

RICH
tell me your name now!!!

EDDIE
sigh
it's Eddie

RICH
awe
That's so cute!!!
Little Eds

EDDIE
call me that again and I'll cut your dick off

RICH
you can do a lot more than cut it off, if you want ;)

EDDIE
choke

'EDDIE' HAS BEEN CHANGED TO 'EDS'

RICH