OMGZ so liek i totally startd d8ing thiz guy liek 3 monthz ago and i liek reelly liek this other guy so like i asked him out and he totally sed YEZ.
now i are in troble cuz like i liek both of em butt i like can only d8 like 1 of them.
so now i haff 2 chooz hoo 2 d8.
Oh my god. You're writing a book, not IM-ing your friend. Is it really that hard to spell out each word correctly? Or even use spell check if you don't know how to spell it? They invented the shift key for when you're starting a new sentence, please use it! And not every sentence needs its own paragraph.
