𝙿𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚎 (𝙽𝚊𝚓𝚊)
"Getcho shitty ass off the bed." I said through gritted teeth.
"Hmmm"
"Fuck off the bed."
"Hmmm"
"Hmmm my ass."
"Hmmm"
"That's it." I said and walked towards the bed grabbing the dog and sliding it towards the door.
"Li raggedy ass." I mumbled.
"Ouuu a puppy." I heard Say yell.
"Kayden who mutt?" I asked walking into the kitchen.
Say raised his eyebrow and side eyed me. "Ummm don't play with Benji you wanna be bougie bitch."
"Ummm Statement shut cho ass up. Ion conversate with niggas who use weapons when they fight." I rolled my eyes. "The fact you chose a pickle."
"You fought with a pickle?" K3 questioned.
"No I di-"
"A fucking pickle bae."
"Mane nahh." K3 shook his head.
"Ian ask the pickle for help it jumped in on its own for yo information." He said matter of factly. "Changeable hair ass" he sideeyed me petting the puppy.
"Anyways who dog?" I asked again.
"My mommas."
"Yo hoe ass momma?" Say asked.
"Yea"
"I had a dog like this but I put it out." Say said.
"Why?" I asked.
"Cause I gave it one job. It was supposed to distract my auntie while I stole exactly three grapes for me and my two cousins. But I guess that bitch count grapes and we all got our asses whooped." He explained.
"But why you put the dog out?" K3 asked.
"Because that hoe snitched on me."
"I- ok" K3 blinked.
"Bitches wanna fight over a dumb nigga" I heard Shay yell walking in behind Telly.
"Girl yo ass can't fight anyway." Telly said.
"Who can't fight?" Shay asked leaning her head back out the door.
"Youuuu" Telly dragged doing the dance.
"Aha" Shay fake laughed.
"Who She bout to fight?" Say asked.
"Kantrice."
"Oh umm that's a big bitch compared to you."
"Imma whoop that big bitch ass." Shay said.
"Imma take you to this fight." Dee said.
"And you better not lose." K3 said.
I grabbed my phone heading towards the door.
"Where you going?" K3 asked.
"To see the fight duhh" I said squinting my eyes.
"No you not."
"Pleeeeeeasssssseeeee."
"No."
"I can't never do nothing around this joint." I said falling on the ground.
"She always falling on the ground." Say said. "So dramatic."
