chapter 14: asiago cheese

32 4 2

(this chapter is going to be so much fucking fun to write)

(i have seen the number 4 so many times today. my dio x thanos got 444 reads, it was 4:44pm, my phone was at 44% 10 minutes ago, i had 4 french fries left. bruh tf)

now everyone is waking up

FEELING SO HORNY

"wtf happened?" trish not trish fuck this is hard to write oh fuck i didnt expect it to be this hard what do i refer to the characters as its the body swap i  i hhh h ah.

"idk what happened why are my handos bleeding." not giorno said in giornos body.

"are u ok giorno if ur hurt u gotta heal urself."

"what where is giorno?? i dont see giorno. gIORNO HIDE wE'RE OUT IN THE OPEN."

"the fuck??? ok get behind this wall giorno."

"what? where is giorno??? do u see him trish?"

"hold up. no NO MASAKA NO GIORNO MY DICK FELL OFF. ITS GONE GIORNO MY DICK IS GONE GIORNO HELP ITS GONE GIORNO."

"what the fuck trish you never had a dick what are you going on about?"

"GIORNO I HAVE BOOBS WHY DO I HAVE BOOBS GIORNO THEY ARE SO SOFT AND SQUISHY 💦💦😩😩💦💦GIORNO WHY DO I HAVE BOOBS GIORNO WHY AM I TRISH GIORNO GIORNO HELP GIORNO WHAT IS HAPPENING GIORNO." trish number 4 said.

"why do u keep calling me giorno im not giorno."

"GIORNO, MY DICK IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR FUTURE!"

"trish u never had a dick why are you acting so weird???"

then mista woke up but it was actually trish ????

"wtf happened."

then trish looked at him dead in the eyes. and then they finally realized their souls swapped bodies.

"FUCK. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING. WHY. IM DREAMING RIGHT NOW. NOOO. WHY OF ALL PEOPLE DID I HAVE TO SWITCH SOULS WITH THIS FUCKING BEAST OF  AHUMAN BEING." trish said.

"now now trish thats not the issue at hand. we were attacked by an enemy stando!!!" mista said.

"EW I SMELL LIKE A PUBLIC RESTROOM AND MY FINGERS ARE DISGUSTING THEY LOOK LIKE I SHOVED THEM UP MY ASS HOLE AND LEFT SHIT ON THEM AND DUG A DIRT HOLE WITH MY HANDS THATS 4 FEET DEEP. OHHH THEY SMEL HORRID HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSLEF LIKE THIS Aaaaaaa." trish cried💦💦💦.

"the fuck trish do i really smell that bad????" mista asked.

"OH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DONG DONT TOUCH THERE.!!! DONT TOUCH MY COOCHIE!!😡😡😡😡!!" trish yelled.

"hUh WAIT TRISH DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA ITS JUST ITCHY U HAVENT SHOWERED EITHER IN DAYS U NEED TO CLEAN UR COOCHIE. and ur also wearing tight panties to make ur butt look bigger and ur also wearing a push up bra to make ur boobs look bigger and u also have vibrator going off in ur coochie and one in ur a-" mista was cut off by trish yelling.

"DONT TOUCH MY COOCHIE OR MY TITTIES OR MY PANTIES AND IF YOU SPREAD YOUR LEGS ANY FURTHER THEN I WILL KILL YOU." trish yelled angrily and cried.

"pssht fine then kill urself lmao haha. gottem 👌😂" mista said.

"DONT SAY THOSE THINGS IN MY BODY OR I'LL DO THINGS YOU DONT WANT ME TO DO IN UR BODY." trish threatened.

"hahaha what are u gonna do cut my dick off ahhaha."

single mom bruno bucciarati's adventuresWhere stories live. Discover now