Stray Kids Groupchat [COMPLETED]

#60

y'all mfs

Jeongin:
I am 100% sure I failed

Minho:
School?
No problem
Audition?
U didn't
Hotel?
Trivago

Seungmin:
that's
So
OLD
but innie I'm sure u passed!

Hyunjin:
ISTG IF U FAILED
U BETTER BELIEVE WE ALL BE DRAGGING OUR ASSES TO JYPS OFFICE

Felix:
We heard u singing and it sounded great!
Don't worry

Jeongin:
Pause
Did u just say
We?

Jisung:
Well u see

Changbin:
IT WAS JISUNGS IDEA

Woojin:
Jisung

Chan:
1000000% Jisung

Jisung:
😑
Thanks a lot

Felix:
SEE HE DIDNT DENY

Jeongin:
Wait so u guys r telling me
U were inside the room and I didn't notice???

Jisung:
To be fair JYP thought we were the staff recording the audition 🤷‍♂️

Jeongin:
HOW DID U-

Changbin:
Idk

Hyunjin:
JYP just kinda looked at us, then said go record it so...

Woojin:
We ended up being the staff for the day

Minho:
I NEVER WANT TO BUY COFFEE FOR HIM AGAIN

Chan:
Oh yeah it was pretty funny
I was the only one with Minho when this happened btw

Minho:
That old hag can suck my left toe

Jeongin:
... may I ask what happened

Minho:
That crippled man asked if I could get him an iced americano so I did
And then I came back
AND HE YELLED AT ME FOR NOT BRINGING A CAPPUCCINO
LIKE THE FUCK

Changbin:
...
Nice

Minho:
AND THEN I GOT HIM A CAPPUCCINO
AND HE YELLED AT ME FOR "NOT BEING ON TASK AND RUINING THE COMPANY"
AND IM SITING HERE LIKE
BITCH
IM YOUR FUTURE MONEY MAKER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Seungmin:
Can I ask one thing?

Minho:
🙄
What

Seungmin:
Please be his staff again

Minho:
.

Seungmin:
GUSYS HALP HES TRYIGN TO KILL ME
FELIX I HELDPS U BEFORE PLS HELP ME

Jeongin:
I would but u know
Y'all didn't tell me u were gonna do the open audition last week
*sips tea*

Hyunjin:
Oof baby's salty
Also
It's pretty funny
Hey guys come to the living room
They're chasing each other and climbing on top of thing

Woojin:
I SWEAR TO GOD DONT BREAK THE CHAIRS

Minho:
Too late motherfckers