L Lawliet x Reader Oneshots 3 // Series 2 • Death Note [COMPLETED]

Stuff that totaly happened in DN

A/n: I love doing these so here.

Light: what is all that noise?
L, in the other room having a mental breakdown at 3am: YOOOUURRREEE HEEEERREEE THERES NOOTHHINNGG I FEAR-

Misa: where's L?
Light: he said he was going to take a depression nap three hours ago, then I heard constant screaming for about 5 minutes... then silence
Misa:...
Light: ... so he's asleep.

Misa, putting on her makeup: we cant let the men know we shapeshift, if they find out they'll tell the church. You can get rid of your nose, make it look like you have no nostrils... men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets.

L: they say 80% of you is H2o, well the other 20% of me wants2die

Light: Why open your legs when you can open THE BIBLE- PRAISE KIRA AMEN

Matsuda: what does BDSM stand for?
Light: ...
L: ...
Misa: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING AMEN-

Near, with his long ass hair from the new oneshot: bitch call me Rapunzel one more time and I'll take that magic paintbrush and CHOKE YOU WITH-

Light: shut up or I'll shove this pen so far up your ass YOU won't even know your name.

Misa, about L: the enemy arrives by limousine, so I mean... He's kind of beating us in the classy sense...

Roger: *leaves the wammys classroom for two seconds*
Matt, Mello, Near and the whole class: *devolves into meme anarchy*
Roger: *comes back to find everyone on the tables playing the floor is lava* I swear to- at this rate NONE of you will become L's successors
Everyone, knowing L will have a go at them: *instantly sits back down*

L: who ate my powdered doughnuts?
Light, with icing sugar on his shirt: gee I dunno so weird
L: what's that on your shirt then?
Light: ... C O C A I N E.

Matt: *sits next to mello and near during a test to cheat off them*
The test: *comes back as a C grade*
Matt: how the fu-

Ryuk: wait so that Beyond kid had Shinigami eyes and never had a death note.
L: Yeah, it's so weird
Ryuk, knowing someone in the Shinigami realm did some shit to Bs mum: ... yeah... so weird-

L: I'm so depressed
Mello: I'm so stressed
Near: I'm so distressed
Matt: ... fuck what rhymes with depressed... I'm... undressed?

L: bad stuff happens to me when it rains
Light: L bad stuff happens to you all the time.

Mello: wanna know what gave me these scars?
Matt: the fire
Mello: bu-
Matt: I'm literally the one that pulled you out of it
Mello: you're meant tO PLAY ALONG MATT-

Misa: L, how many health problems do you have?
L: don't make me do math.

Near: how dare you??? I'm not a sheep??
...
...
I'm a snowy owl get it right.

L: *turns the dark corner to see B standing at the end*
L, swiftly turning around: not today Satan- NOT TODAY.

Mello: bro I had a dream we fucked
Matt: bro it's just a dream tho
Mello: gay, I wouldn't fuck you
Matt: You wouldn't?
Mello: I mean... unless you want to

L, after three weeks on no sleep: I WANNA TAKE A NAP
Watari: you wanna take a nap?
L, sitting on the floor: IM TAKING A NAP HERE
Watari: ok you take a nap there then
L: *sob* goodnight

Near: can I say a bad word?
L: wha-
Near: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!
L: Yeah??
Near, turns to mello: YOU MOTHERFUCKINGBITCH
Matt: *hysterical laughing*

Ok that's all I got, add in the comments if you got any.

I dropped my phone and I think it's ok but it was being kinda glitchy for a bit so it's taking longer than I thought to write. Oops. Take this for now and I'll put up today's oneshot tomorrow.

Bye for now weebs.