"You know, sometimes I recreate the 'Radio gaga' performance at live aid to feel strong and powerful just like my boy Freddie Mercury"
" I just want someone to play with my hair and tell me they love me but sadly that can't happen because gOD HATES ME"
"WELL AT LEAST I HAVE AN ASS YOU SKINNY ASS TWIG. I COULD BLOW ON YOU AND YOU'D FLOAT AWAY LIKE PAPER"
*walking past a mirror*
"Damn, I'm dumb thick ;) "
Friend: *holds up a tiny pair of shorts* These would look so cute on you!
Me: *emotionless* Those would go over only one ass cheek sis
Mom: *gets me lights that come with a remote control that makes the lights change colors*
Me: *changes Color every time I say a season* sPriNg. AUtuMn. wiNtER. aNd diScO *proceeds to dance like an actual idiot while my dad watches in concern*
"Yes I know I have nice hands noW STAWP TOUCHING THEM"