➶bnha × fem!reader || qwerty!

3 || horn-e

✔S1 E3: HORN-E (HORNY)

//chatroom: daddydepression//

Soft-hoe:
Heyyy daddy todooo ;))

Daddydepression:
What is it this time, y/n.

Soft-hoe:
u would not believe the dream i had last night.
like, shouto, it was cRazy.

Daddydepression:
Let me guess, you had intercourse with one of us.
how nice.

Soft-hoe:

Soft-hoe:
WH- Shouto, i think you're a psychic- how did you know omg

Daddydepression:
No I'm not. you're just so predictable at this point I would be rich
out of my mind if I had five cents for every time I guessed correctly
that you had a sex dream.

Soft-hoe:
Wow i mean i didn't know it happened like every other day but- shit okay
way to make me look horny on main 😒

Daddydepression:
You are "horny on main". 
Also, I really don't know how you and Kaminari aren't dating yet,
you are literally the same person and that's coming from me.
I don't ship anyone, but you porn addicts are an exception. it's gross.

Soft-hoe:
aw! that's sweet of you. yeah, we are kinda alike! I borrow his
porn mags sometimes, but
seriously though, who still buys those? 😢

Daddydepression:
Kaminari I'm guessing...

Soft-hoe:
Speaking of sparky over there, he's the one I dreamt about ;)))
wanna know what happened? You were in the dream too,
but you just kept yelling at us screaming that your
eyes were melting. It was kind of rude, tbh.

Daddydepression:
I doubt it was rude considering it seems that you were literally
having sex in front of my face, y/n.

Soft-hoe:
Mm yeah I guess we were, but that's besides the point.
It was like, actually good except for the fact that you
were there tho. Major boner killer.

Daddydepression:
Thanks...why do you always tell me this stuff anyway?
I thought Bakugou was the one you talked to about all this.
Plus, Midoriya is studying with me right now and he wants me
to get off my phone, you horny fuck. 😴

Soft-hoe:
Well tell him I said fuck his broccoli head ass,
you need to meet me at my dorm tonight.
Me and the Bakusquad are having a game night and
your depressed ass needs some fun, fr. also?
'horny fuck'? where'd ya learn that language? :0

Daddydepression:
I don't know, all might's ass? use your brain, y/n.
I'll only go if you stop ranting about how horny you are to me.

Soft-hoe:
ugh really? You're going to take away the one thing about me that
makes you laugh? :( Fine. But be here by 7 or
I'm getting Bakugou's gauntlet thing, and that IS a promise.
also all might has one fine ass don't @ me pl e a se

Daddydepression:

Soft-hoe:

Daddydepression:
Goodbye, y/n. I will be reporting to tenya if you 
interrupt my study session once more with
anything inappropriate.

Soft-hoe:
damn, you sure I'm not talking to him already?
wee woo, wee woo, i think we've got the fun police 
on our hands now 

Daddydepression:
For the last time, goodbye, y/n.

Soft-hoe:
I can't hear youuuuu

Soft-hoe:
shouto

Soft-hoe:
shouto remember to come to my dORM later-