The Book Of IDOLiSH7, TRIGGER, Re:Vale, and ZOOL Oneshots

TennRiku (Fluff)

(A/N): Requested by RukiAyanokoji! A TennRiku date at a cat cafè! For obvious purposes, I'm going to ignore the fact that Riku has asthma...   But if you have asthma, remember to be careful! And I have no experience with cat cafès.

"Tenn-nii!" Riku crowed happily as he leapt into his twin's arms, "Let's go let's go!"

Tenn laughed as he wrapped his arms around Riku. "Of course," He said, turning seriously to Iori, who leaned against the front doorway, "Izumi Iori, I trust that IDOLiSH7 has been taking care of my Riku properly?"

Iori huffed. "Yes, Kujo-san. As I've told you, you can trust us. Without Nanase-san we wouldn't have our center, so I can think we have our own reasons."

"Tenn-nii!" Riku complained, "Stop bugging Iori! Let's go!"

Tenn sighed. "Alright then, Izumi Iori, I will drop Riku off later."

Riku waved as Tenn walked off. "Bye Iori!"

Tenn hailed a taxi and told the driver their destination. Riku bounced excitedly in his seat, the seatbelt being the only thing from crashing his head into the ceiling. Tenn watched him, amused.

After a fifteen minutes of excited chatter from Riku, the taxi pulled up to their destination. Tenn paid the driver and linked hands with Riku.

"Whoa~!" Riku exclaimed, eyes sparkling as they walked inside, "This is amazing!"

"I'm glad you like it, Riku," Tenn said, paying the entrance fee. He listened as one of the waitresses explained the rules. Riku bounced around excitedly.

"Alright, you can go in now," The waitress said, smiling, "Just let us know whenever you're ready to eat!"

Tenn thanked her as Riku zoomed off to play with the cats. He sat down and watched, amused, as Riku knocked himself out playing with the cats.

"Tenn-nii!" Riku called as a calico kitten scrambled to climb his head, looking smug when it succeeded. "Come play with them!"

"I'm fine, Riku, just be careful and-" Tenn got cut off by the silvery-grey kitten and thw brown kitten staring at him mournfully at his feet. He glared at them. "Don't look at me like that."

The kittens mewed pitifully, eyes wide and innocent. They stood up and mewed at Tenn.

"Aww, look at them, Tenn-nii!" Riku cooed, a black kitten struggling to get onto his shoulder, "They're so cute!"

Tenn mumbled a curse under his breath and picked them up, settling them into his lap. The brown kitten purred and closed its gold eyes sleepily, making Tenn think of Ryuu. The fur on top of its head even resembled Ryuu's hair.

The other one, however, immediately had the kitten-equivalent of a smirk on its face, throwing itself at Tenn's face. Yeah, this one was Gaku. Tenn pried the kitten off his face and poked the kitten's forehead, watching as its face screwed up. The fur on top of this kitten's head resembled Gaku's hair too. Tenn half-expected to see an Anesagi-kitten prancing around or a Tenn-kitten coming to sneakily attack the Gaku-kitten.

Riku grinned. "See, Tenn-nii, aren't they adorable?"

Tenn made a deadpan expression as the Gaku-kitten hit his nose with its paw. "Adorable indeed." He bopped the Gaku-kitten on its nose. "My nose is not your plaything, idiot."

From the corner of his eye Tenn could see Riku grinning at him, nearly swamped by cats. "Ahaha!" He said, "Tenn-nii's smiling!"

"So are you!" Tenn retorted. Riku grinned even wider as a positively yellow kitten launched itself at him with a joyful cry.

Tenn smiled as took his phone out and snapped a picture. He texted it in the rabbit chat.

~

Tenn: *sends picture*

Gaku: Lol Nanase's getting attacked by a Rokuya cat

Tenn: *sends picture*

Gaku: Holy shit it's me

Gaku: What am I doing in your lap, brat

Ryuu: Me-kitten, please stop them from getting in trouble!

Gaku: He even looks as hot as me

Gaku: Brat steal him for me

Ryuu: Gaku! That's illegal!

Ryuu: Tenn, just have fun! I'll take care of him!

~

Tenn was about to put his phone away when the Gaku-kitten shoved its face near the screen, eyes gleaming with a smirk on its face. It meowed smugly.

Tenn grumbled. Somehow the Gaku-kitten had pulled up an actual picture of the real Gaku.

The little bitch.

Tenn put away his phone and glared at the Gaku-kitten. They had a stare-off until Riku spoke up. "Tenn-nii, I'm hungry."

"Alright," Tenn said, putting the Gaku-kitten and the Ryuu-kitten on the floor and standing, "Let's go eat then." Riku grinned and stood up, cats flowing off of him like water with cries of protest.

As Riku trotted off to the eating area Tenn flipped the Gaku-kitten off behind his back. The Ryuu-kitten waved its tail in farewell.

Tenn closed the gate behind him and sat down with Riku at a table. They ordered their food - omurice for Riku, ramen for Tenn - and waited.

"What's Tenn-nii been doing lately?" Riku asked, eyes sparkling, "We haven't gone on a date in so long!"

Tenn chuckled. "Well, there's a drama we just finished shooting," He replied, propping his head up with a hand, "And all the other stuff."

"How's Yaotome-san and Tsunashi-san?" Riku asked.

Tenn made a face and Riku laughed. "Gaku's the same idiot as always. Ryuu's doing well as far as I know. I've heard your Osaka Sogo is his fan, so tell him that there's going to be photos released soon."

Riku laughed. "Sogo-san will like that! You should have seen him when we watched your Diamond Fusion MV! He was all red!"

Tenn laughed. "I admit Diamond Fusion was a little bit much. I wonder how many of our fans fainted when they watched."

Riku smiled. "Tenn-nii was so cool though! And it was cool how they even included Anesagi-san!"

Tenn smiled. "Yeah. Oh look, Riku, our food's here."