chapter 10: gouda cheese

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"ok guys we are gonna steel a plane and fly to sardinia." bruno said. "u used the wrong steal." abbachio said. "shut up my beautiful husband." bruno responded. "ok nice but none of us know how to fly a plane." giorno said. "ok my favorite child i have already figured that out and we are gonna steal one and abbacchio is gonna use 『Y O U T U B E  R E W I N D』to replay the pilot flying the plane!!!!" bruno said. "oh bruno mommy ur a genius!!!1" giorno said and owo'd.

they got to the airport and they stole a plane.

when they started boarding the plane some fat ass flat ass man approached the gang. "oh you're approaching me? ゴゴゴゴ???" mista said. the flat fat guy didn't say anything. "if u come any closer im gonna shoot u." he said. the flat man carne did not say anything and he kept approaching. "wowww that guy's ass is flatter than yours mista." narancia siad. "im gona shoot u too narancia stfu my ass isnt flat i have curvature unlike earth." he said. the carne man kept approaching. "ok if u take one more step im gonna shoot u." mista said. then the meat man took another step. "ok im gonna shoot u now." mista said. "stop fukcing procrastinating and just shoot the dude hes probably an enemy stando user." giorno said. "ok giorno anything 5 u uwu." mista said and shot the meat man. "hes shindeiru." giorno said checking to make sure hes actually shindeiru. "good." narancia said and they boarded the plane.

a few hours later

"mmmm this hentai magazine makes me wanna bust a nut." mista said. "stfu virgin." trish said.

"no u."

"gasp."

then the mini fridge made weird moaning noises. "can u stop fuxking moaning????" giorno said. "what bro that's not me. i wouldn't do that infront of ppl its bad manners." mista said. "then who the fuck is moaning?!???" giorno said. "idk giorno are u ok??? drink some water you've been drinking abbacchios piss this entire time and i think u need som wötr." mista said to giorno. "ok i'll get some nice cold water from the fridge. maybe i'm having withdrawl symptoms again." giorno said. then giorno opened the fridge and there wERE HANDS INSIDE. "oH WTF WHY ARE THERE HANDS IN HERE." giorno yelled in shock. "greetings giorno giovanna i dont believe we have met before My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone." yoshikage kira's ghost said. "stfu kira's ghost." giorno said to kira's ghost. "but brooo how are u not getting a huge boner right now???? ur bro is!!!!" kira's ghost said. "bro he's reading a hentai manga magazine thingy not looking at severed hands." giorno said. "you never know 👀👀." kira yoshikage's ghost said and vanished into thin air.

"oi mist come chechk this out." giorno said pointing to the fridge. "gIorno what the fuck is it im tRYING to bust a NUT without anyone knowing." mista said reading a hentai magazine. "bro stop using ur goddamn stand to bust a nut while no one knows. bro there are body parts in this fridge." giorno said. "okay fine giorno jeez what do u want giorno giovanna. oh what the fuck there's 4." mista said looking at the body parts in the fridge. "ok im gonna use my zipper to zip this fridge out of the plane got it guys hold on cuz the air pressure will send u flying." bucci mommy said to the rescue. then buccirati made the fridge go bye bye oht of the plane. "i feel bad for the poor random person who dies due to a fridge with handos in it. oh well. im a gang star i dont give a shit." bruno said and went to the back of the plane to talk to trish.

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