She's into Gays

1: Damn, she's back

G A B I

"G-Gabriel, I like you."

Sometimes I feel like I'm badly cursed.

A girl probably a year or two younger than me said sabay abot sa akin ng isang sobre. Ano 'to donation? Just kidding, I'm not densed enough to not know this kind of things. She probably likes me- sadly I don't care.

"My finger nails are way brighter than your future, darling. Can't you tell that I'm gay?" I gave her a sweet smile pero halatang nalungkot siya. My god, I've had enough for this day. A moment ago, two seniors gave me flowers which I immediately dispose dahil kadiri! And now here we are, again.

And this my friend, is the curse I've been suffering ever since that girl- that filthy ewie girl- took my first kiss! Naging lapitin ako ng mga nakakadiring babae and I don't even know why. Countless girls started swooning over me at mas lalo akong nabwisit nang mapasali pa ako sa pinaka most handsome dito sa university namin. Dumb right?

And that's not the worst part! After the so-called kiss she gave me. Nalaman ko nalang na lumayas na sa lugar namin ang babaeng yun! Without bidding goodbye nor saying sorry for her filthy kiss! She left me suffering her spell. That girl who loves pink!

Unacceptable right? Kiss and run! Sa susunod talaga na makita ko yung babaeng 'yon- she's dead!

"I-I don't care if you're gay, Gabi. G-Gusto kita!" Hinawakan niya ang kamay ko kaya agad akong bumuntong hininga at tiningnan siya na para bang isa siyang stuffed toy na walang gusto bumili dahil panget ito- oopsie.

"You don't care, but I care. Bulag ka ba? Kung ang tingin mo sa akin ay isang possible love interest for your own love story, well, sorry. Better donate your eyes than fool yourself believing I'd ever turn straight." With that tumalikod na ako habang umiirap. Girls like her is making my head aches in frustration!

I attracted some attention dahil sa scene na ginawa namin but I'm to lazy to even care about the crying lady sitting in the hallway. Wala akong panahon sa mga babae, mas gugustuhin ko pang lalaki ang magmaka-awa sa akin kesa sa mga girls. Yuck.

"I heard may pinaiyak ka nanaman?"

"Ay betlog na itim!" Halos mapatay ko na sa sama ng tingin si Maxy dahil sa biglaan nitong pagsulpot. Can't he see na feel na feel ko ang pambabusted sa babaeng 'yon? My gosh!

"Hoy grabe ka naman ah! 'Di kaya itim betlog ko." He rolled her eyes before taas noong naglakad kasama ko. Sadly I'm taller than him kaya mas mataas ang pagkaka-chin up ko. Let alone 'di pa ako naka-heels nito. What more pa kaya?

"Whatever, Maximo." I know he hates it whenever tinatawag ko ang real name niya kaya isang mahinang hampas sa likod ang natanggap ko mula sa baklang nasa kaliwa ko. Ako pa talaga hinampas ah! Kapal ng fes.

"What are you guys up to?"

"Ay itim na betlog!" Isang hampas ang binigay ko kay Tim na dumaing naman sa sakit. Gosh ba't ba bigla bigla nalang silang sumusulpot sa kung saan saan?! Now si Tim naman ang sumasabay sa rampa namin ni Maxy.

"Etong si Gabi kasi pinaiyak yung isang sophomore. Yung nililigawan ni Jacob the hunk- ayun si Sanya?" At pinaypay pa ni Maxy ang kamay niya sabay irap irap pa. Kala mo naman talaga eh.