Brother Chair throws a chair across the room at Brother Rose. Brother Rose makes a dinosaur sound.
"WhO tHe HeLl iS tHaT gIrL iN tHe GuEsT rOoM, yOu DuMb ThOt?!" Brother Chair screeches.
"HE'S A GUY, AND HE WAS HURT, YOU INSENSITIVE HOE!" Brother Rose yells from behind the sofa.
"WELL, DOES THIS 'GUY' HAVE A NAME?!"
"BROTHER PINEAPPLE!"
"DON'T BE CALLIN' OTHER BROTHERS BROTHER, BROTHER!"
"I'M SORRY, BROTHER, BUT I HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER!"
"BROTHER, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
"I WAS AFRAID YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT, BROTHER!"
"I DON'T LIKE IT, BROTHER! YOU'RE MY BROTHER, BROTHER!"
"BUT BROTHER—!"
"NO, BROTHER, I LOVE YOU, BROTHER! YOU'RE MY BROTHER, BROTHER!"
Brother Chair and Brother Rose screeched what just sounded like "BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER!" at each other until they passed out.
Brother Pineapple stole a coconut pie from the fridge while they were unconscious. He also took an eclair while he was at it because he can.
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Brotherly Love
RomanceNo, it's not an incest story. Just some dumb story that I made as a joke.