chapter 5: feta cheese

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"what do u mean owo what's this??" fugo asked. "*notices your bulge*" giorno said pouncing onto abbacchios dick. "get the fuck off of me." acockio said. "guys omg its a turtle!!" narancia said. "omg its the turtle finally." bruno said. "can we keep it bucciarati???" narancia asked sincelery. "yes we are keeping him. he is coco puffs and his stand is 『O B A M A  C A R E』." bruno mars bucciarati christian antivax soccer mom said did i mention he's single ??? "ok abbacchio put the key in the shell." bruno instructed. then he put the key in the turtle and they got on the train and got S U C C ed into the turtle.

"mmm guys i wanna be a soundcloud fapper i mean rapper." narancia said. "bro me too." mista said. "bro wanna rap the entire reeses puffs song from nickelodeon??" narancia said. "fuck yea." mista said and then they rapped the reces poofs song.
"What's that pair that packs that punch?
The unique taste so creamy with a crunch
P B and C is what I'm thinking of!
And it only can be found in my reeses p.
Peanut butter chocolate
Great when seperate
But when they combine
They make the morning time epic!
R double E S E S YES!
...
P to the U double F S YES!." they rapped epically. "bro that was hot." giorno said. "yeah it truly was." misgta said. "can u guys rap the uptown puffs one???" giorno suggested. "hell yea bro." narancia said and they rapped uptown puffs.
"Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up

(Wow) I got Reese's puffs in my bowl
(Wow) Now my day's on cruise control
(Wow) I got Reese's puffs in my bowl
(Wow) And just like that I'm on a roll

Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
Peanut butter chocolate flavor
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
In the AM, it's the flavor I savor
Peanut butter and chocolate too
You know how I do, that's what I wake up to
My Reese's puffs inspired this rhyme
That peanut butter chocolate combination's on time

Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)

'Cause uptown funk gone give it to ya
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Saturday night and we in the spot
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up

(Wow) I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
(Wow) Now my day's on cruise control
(Wow) I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
(Wow) And just like that I'm on a roll

Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
Peanut butter chocolate flavor
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
In the AM, it's the flavor I savor
Peanut butter and chocolate too
You know how I do, that's what I wake up to
My Reese's Puffs inspired this rhyme
That peanut butter chocolate combination's on time

Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up

(Wow) I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
(Wow) Now my day's on cruise control
(Wow) I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
(Wow) And just like that I'm on a roll

Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)

'Cause uptown funk gone give it to ya
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Saturday night and we in the spot
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up

(Wow) I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
(Wow) Now my day's on cruise control
(Wow) I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
(Wow) And just like that I'm on a roll

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