WangXian Oneshots

A Sudden Mishap

It was a normal day in Cloud Recesses. Disciples walking around the halls because it was already 5:00 A.M., some decided to stay back in their rooms to meditate (an obvious excuse to fall asleep for about 15-30 minutes before actually getting up) while others got up immediately to start the day. The only thing that was completely not normal was when Wei Ying woke up at 5:00 A.M. on the mark.

His eyes snapped open without a trace of fatigue in them. It's as if the routine has been drilled onto his head and that was not normal. Wei Ying looked around the room and spotted the window not too far from where he sat—it was still a bit dark outside. He concluded it was too early for him to be up but not to early for someone else in the room. Looking at his current body only proved him right. He was in his husband's body.

Blinking it away like it was a normal occurrence, he poked his—Mo Xuanyu's?—body playfully. "Lan Zhan~"

"Mnn…" was the only given response. His husband was still asleep and burying his face into his—Lan Zhan's???—neck lethargically. "Wei Ying…"

Hearing Lan Zhan say his name in his voice was beyond weird. It was also weird hearing Wei Ying say Lan Zhan's name in Lan Zhan's voice. This is getting more confusing than it ever was. Not that he was never confused with this predicament to begin with.

"Wake up, Lan Zhan~" Wow, teasing his husband while being in his husband's body is pretty weird… and somehow hot? He's weird. "I think we have a problem."

Slowly but surely, Lan Zhan got off of Wei Ying with much difficulty. It was obvious that he was struggling with the fatigue and was aware that his body couldn't adapt to his usual sleeping habits which proceeded to mess up his sleep. "Wei Ying…"

"Ahahaha… I know, pretty weird, huh," he said, rubbing his elbow. "We should talk to your brother and uncle about this. Maybe they'd know why we… switched bodies."

"Mn."

The two got up from bed, took a bath, and put on their robes, but Lan Zhan (in the other body) was having a bit of a hard time because of their… eccentric activities the night before. Wei Ying teased him saying that it was all his fault for being too rough on him on said night. Lan Zhan did not comment on it but the redness on his face said it all.

"Oh! I wonder how the juniors would act if they saw us like this… I wonder if they might think we're possessed since their blank faced Hanguang-Jun is smiling and the Yiling Patriarch caught the blank facedness!!"

"Noise is prohibited in Cloud Recesses."

"Are you saying I'm noisy?!"

"…"

"You didn't comment on it last night though."

Lan Zhan flicked his sleeve at Wei Ying before opening the door of the jingshi, glaring at him. "Shameless."

"Ayo, the more time you spend with me, the more you become shameless every night! You—"

Since Mo Xuanyu's body is shorter than Wei Ying would like it to be, Lan Zhan (in said body) reached up a bit to cover the other's mouth. "Breakfast."

Both stepped out of the jingshi and headed for the dining area. It would've been a normal sight to see for the disciples to see the two cultivation partners from time to time around Cloud Recesses. But they were struck with awe as one of the Jades of Lan—the blank faced Lan Wangji, the Hanguang-Jun—was smiling and even skipping along side an emotionless Wei Wuxian, the Yiling Patriarch.

All the way to the dining area, Wei Ying kept teasing his husband to no end.

"Lan Zhan~"

"Lan Wangji~"