"All the things yet to come are the things that have passed."
or
In which Tom's irl Aunt May ends up causing more impact in his life than planned.
(lower case intended)
BOOK 1 IN THE PRETTY SHINING PEOPLE SERIES
song of the chapter: sincerely me - dear evan hansen
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FAR FROM HOME (DEPOT) ✦ tom jake zendaya jacob tony angourie remy marisa jon f jon w martina ✦
MAY
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blep
REMY what in God's name is this?
JON W please tell me you have not brought another animal to our set.
ANGOURIE it is kinda cute though
JON F what even is this? (conversation, the animal is a ferret) MAY it's Bachelor II.
JAKE we bought it from a very nice old lady.
ZENDAYA we???? 🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳
MARISA we could keep it as a mascot.
JON W NO.
MAY YES JON F no.
MAY
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martina yes.
TONY I am trying to sleep. it's three in the morning.
JACOB but u should be on set???
TOM blease don't meme me.
MAY but you're so memeable
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ZENDAYA y'all are a mess
JON W we are NOT keeping the ferret.
JAKE yes
MAY yes
JON F wait a sec
Jon F has added RDJ to the chat
RDJ martina no
MAY martina maybe?
RDJ has added Gwyn to the chat
GWYN martina, have you thought about traveling abroad with a ferret? all the paperwork and stuff.
gwyneth had known the best way to deal with Martina, specially if she was in a joking mood, was to remind her of reality. she was a sweet woman, though a bit aloof sometimes.
MAY yeah right. martina no, then.
JAKE and now we have to eat a shit ton of ice cream to overcome the loss of our son
May would be lying if she said that after a couple of days there wasn't a friendship there, it could be something more but both had been pretty hurt in the past to rush into things. for now they had agreed to enjoy what they had.
TOM our???????????? please step away from my aunt.
Tom didn't want to admit the prospect of anything happening made him nervous. May was the first member of their extended family to actually matter to the boys.
MAY we literally met two weeks ago. chill.
ZENDAYA can I ship it?
MAY I don't know, can you? ✦✧✦✧
→ Martina Kivi | @notauntmay if you live in the Venice, Italy area and are looking to responsibly adopt a ferret, DM me.
✦✧✦✧ (I had like two birthdays and a baby shower yesterday, so this is, I have no idea what this is. Don't forget to vote xx)
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