Texting Haikyuu [Haikyuu!! x Reader]

1. Owl & Cat

                                        Bro's😎🤟🏻

                                     
                                                      You: OHO HOHO
Owl🦉: OHOHO OH

Cat🖤: OHOHOHOHO HO

            You: I miss you guys :(( when are      you ugly shits coming to see me👺

Owl🦉: We wanted to come today!
But Trashykawa told us to fuck off and told us that we can't see you!!

Cat🖤: No he said 'no' and you ran away crying..

Owl🦉: BRO WHY DID YOU SAY THAT.
That's not true y/n don't listen to him!

            You: my little owl flew away crying
                       LMFAOOOO

Owl🦉: I DIDN'T CRY! BRO WHY DID YOU SAY THAT I THOUGHT WE WERE BRO'S

Cat🖤: SORRY BRO DON'T BE MAD WE STILL BRO'S RIGHT?

Owl🦉: No bro
        
                                                     You: Bro what
Cat🖤: Bro..

Owl🦉: NO STOP CRYING

              You: OMG IS MY BABY CAT
CRYING?         
            BOKUTO YOU STUPID FUCKING OWL

Owl🦉: NO Y/N SORRY🥺 BRO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE HIM STOP CRYING

    You: SAY THAT HE IS YOUR BRO AGAIN

Owl🦉: OKAY

                                  You: AND? DID IT WORK?

Cat🖤: i love you bro

                                                  You: Thank god🥺

Owl🦉: i love you too bro

                                  You: okay i feel left out i'm  
                                            going to Trashykawa!

Cat🖤: nOO! Don't go to the trash bro

            You: Um excuse me sir but only I can
                       call him trash✋🏻😟

Owl🦉: And what are you gonna do with him? talk about Aliens again? bro that ain't no fun

                                         You: What did you say?

Owl🦉: Aliens ain't no fun bro

Cat🖤: Bro she mad

                                                    You: Bokuto
Owl🦉: Yes ma'am

                                   You: look at your window

Owl🦉: Y/N WHAT THE FRICK FRACK FUCKING TIC TAC

Cat🖤: what happend bro

Owl🦉: Y/N IS HERE

Cat🖤: Y/N IS THERE???! I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE BRO I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
SEE YOU LATER Y/N, BOKUTO!

Owl🦉: NO BRO
SHE HAS A KNIFE AND A PICKLE

Owl🦉: BRO

Owl🦉: BRO????

Owl🦉: Y/N IS IN MY ROO M BRO

Owl🦉: SHE'S GONNA KILL M E

Owl🦉: BR

Owl🦉: O

Owl🦉: i'll see you soon my cat:) Bokuto enjoyed his pickle and so will you✋🏻🤡
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Idek what the fuck that ending was oopth-
i told you that you will be reading shit lol
No one is going to read this, but i enjoy writing it🤠🤙🏻
bYe clOwNs🤡