chapter 2: parmesan cheese

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(this was number 62 in pizza and now it's number 94 smh 😤😤😤😤)

"ok bois we finna go to caprisun to get the big bucks." bruno mars said. then they all left the resurant and went to rent a yacht. "ok i'll have boat number 4." bruno said. "nani the fakku??????" mista said having a brain anurism. "oops i mean i want boat number 1 for tribute to robbie rotten." bruno said but secretly he want ed number 4 because mista is sexy. "mommy can i buy snacks." narancia said with his entire hands and arm s full of lays potatoe chips, sprite cranberry, pringle, ariozna grëën tæ, pizza, and the entire wikipedia full of italian food dishes. "bro that's gonna cost us a good $420.69!!" fugo said dong math. "omg thats super cool its the weed number and the sex number omg its good luck!!!!." narancia said with 4 exclamation marks. mista noticed the 4 exclamation marks irl and had a stroke for 4 seconds. "bruh moment." mista said as he awoke from his stroke. "hey fugo wanna make out????" narancia asked. "no shut the fuck up." fugo said. "it is very unethical and inappropriate to fuck in public narancia you should know better smfh 😤😤." fugo complaned. "👁👄👁." narancia said. "how did you make that sound with your mouth." fugo asked. "my stnad." narancia said.

(edit: last night this was number 94 in pizza and now its number 127!!!! i cant believe fnaf x reader oneshots are higher in the pizza tag than my italian gay gang fanfiction smh 😤😤😤😤😤)

"ok guys you haven't seeen a yahct until you've seen my yhat number four." bruno buciarti said. "bruh." mista bruhed. "hey guys when we get on the boat can one of u give me a drink im thirstty 💦💦😩😩😩👌🍆👅." giorno said implying he wants to drink piss. "fuck urself." abacchio said. "no u." giorno no you'd. "what the fuck." abbacchio wtf'd. then everyone got on the boat uwu.

"hey guys is it hot in here or is it just me???" giorno said. "if ur hot then i'll piss on you to cool you off." abbacchio said. "piss is hot but tbh pls do i wanna slurp it up like im ur dirty piss slut👁👅👁 ." giorno said. "i am going to kill myself." abbachio said. narancia was listening to the min craft parody revenge by captainsparklez or tryhardninja idk one of them. "Creeper, oh man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there, half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
Creepers, you're mine
Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor,
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, MLG pro,
The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Training in your room under the torch light,
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight,
Every single day and the whole night,
Creeper's out prowlin' - alright
Look at me, look at you,
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do,
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new,
And my blade's gonna tear through you
Bring it
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and gold, take your revenge,
So fight, fight like it's the last, last night of your life, life, show them your bite,
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creepers tried to steal all our stuff again." the song said. "turn that shit off or im gonna cum myself." mista said. narancia could not hear. "oh no he can't hear me he has airpods in!!!!!!" moist said and poured sprite cranberry into the bom box which is gonna work later cuz magic uwu owo!!! "brUH MOMENT WHAG TthE FUCK i was listENING TO MY MINE CrAft paRODIES AAAAAAGAHAHVXZKMEOCMPSOVNRYnxpvmfao MOMMY HHHHHHHHHHHelp." narancia yelled like a child. it took bruno a whole 4 minutes to walk over to where narancia was cuz this is yacht number 4 owo. "what is it my child???" bruno asked. "mOMMY I WAS LISTENING TO MY Mine cRAfT p4RODIES AND THEN mista brokE MY FUCKING BOOM BOX HHHHHHH *angry italian noises*." narancia said. bruno gasped "gasp." he gasped. "omg U fix naRANCIAS BOOM BOX rIGHT NOW or IM GONAn sHOOT U WIH UR STAnd." bruno yelled at his child. "please do anything to end my misery we are on boat number 4 death would be pleasant." misya said. "stop copying my goth emo phase, dick cheese." abbachhio said pissing into a 4th tea cup for his totally 100% italian mafia gangstar waifu giorno giovanna. "*audible minecraft zombie bruh noise*" mista said while bruno unzipped his dick to grab mistas gun. "bro what the fuck i thot u were joking broooo!!!1." mista said. "no im not joking also no swearing on my christian roblox yahtc!!" bruno said and then narancia was S U C C ed into the boat some how. then bruno laughed cuz he thought mista did something.

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