The Zombie Apocalypse Book Tag

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                              The Zombie Apocalypse Book Tag

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS DAWNED UPON US!!!

So watch as I assemble my team of brave warriors and prepare yourself for a zombie book tag.

The original tag is in the media; created by Nathan Hale.

The Zombie Apocalypse Book Tag has 10 questions, and it firstly requires you to choose any five books. Each book will answer 2 questions in the tag. You basically open the book to a random page and the first character’s name you see is your answer. So you may be quite sure there are gonna be some hilarious stuff in here.

The books I have chosen are as follows:

Clockwork Prince by Cassandra Clare

Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing with Fire by Derek Landy

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J K Rowling

Oblivion by Anthony Horowitz

Inheritance by Christopher Paolini

I’m doing this tag as I type, so my reactions will be immediate. Let’s get started.

 

Book 1: Clockwork Prince

Q.1) Who will be the first person to die?

Not sure what to expect. Opening….

Tessa Gray.

I don’t know if I should be surprised or not. Tessa is the protagonist of the trilogy, and her being the first to die in my team is a little surprising. But then I guess it is to be expected – Oh Gosh, I’m being cruel! – As Tessa spends most of the first book being doing a lot of nothing, and her powers are not as strong as they could be. But hey! I like Tessa!!!!!

Q.2) Who will be the person you trip to get away from the zombies?

Ooohh… be someone hateful! Opening….

Gideon Lightwood.

Personally I'm relieved it isn’t Will Herondale (cuz he deserves to live!!!) or Jem Carstairs (he’s nice and I wouldn’t do that to him) but Gideon? Seriously myself? You couldn’t open a page and see a character you didn’t like, could you?  How about Benedict Lightwood for instance?

Gideon’s actually quite awesome, and he’s cool at fighting, so… I feel UNCOMFORTABLE tripping him over just so I can save my skin!!!

 

Book 2: Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing with Fire

Q.3) Who is the first person in your team to turn into a zombie?

Opening….

Valkyrie Cain.

Oh lords, this is funny. Valkyrie is again, the MC of the series, and she is really strong and kick-butt… and she turns into a zombie. How did you manage to get yourself into such a spot Valkyrie? You’re supposed to be strong!

How Skulduggery would laugh. How I laughed. Damn, I'm evil.

Q.4) Who is the person that trips YOU to get away from the zombies?

Guess I deserved that, for tripping Gideon over. Sorry Gideon. Opening…

Valkyrie Cain…again? No, that can’t be valid. Let’s try one more time. Opening….

Valkyrie Cain again. Well, isn’t this annoying? Another time…

Holy lord, it’s Skulduggery Pleasant. Well, isn’t this dandy? I did not expect this from you Skulduggery. I most certainly didn’t.

 

Book 3: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Q.5) Who is the idiot of the team?

Let’s hope it isn’t Hermione. Opening…

Ron Weasely.  Ummm…okaaaayyy. See, that’s the thing about results like this. You don’t know what to say. My face went blank as I read his name. I s’pose you could call Ron an idiot? Some of the things he’s done in the books are pretty stupid. But no, that doesn’t seem right somehow. Oh well, at least it wasn’t Hermione. That would’ve been insulting, to say the least.

Q.6) Who is the “brains” of the team?

Let’s hope it IS Hermione. Opening….

Nymphadora Tonks. Not bad actually. Not Hermione, but definitely a good choice. With the Auror career and her ability and magic, I'm pretty sure we’ve got some pretty strong brains.

 

Book 4: Oblivion

Q.7) Who is the team’s medic?

Pedro. Pedro. Please be Pedro. Opening….

Voila! The page has no characters on them! Opening…

Jamie Tyler. Hey, that’s cool! Although he’s not Pedro – whose second nature is healing, I think Jamie would’ve been my second choice. He could deal with some screaming-in-agony people with that telepathic ability of his. Probably calm them down enough for him to treat them.

If I had a copy of a Percy Jackson book, I’d hope for someone from the Apollo cabin; if I got lucky, who knows? I could’ve chanced upon Apollo himself.

Q.8) Who is the weapons expert?

Aah… interesting question. Opening…

Matt Freeman. Interesting….

I wouldn’t know about weapons, but if it comes to blasting things apart and rupturing them, I wouldn’t have anyone else on my side other than Matt. Although technically, I wouldn’t be on his side considering as how Skulduggery has tripped me over just so he could get away from the zombies…

 

Book 5: Inheritance

Q.9) Who is the teams fighter?

 Opening…

Roran. 0_o

WHY??????????????

Roran is a good fighter (heck, he’s a really good fighter), but he also just happens to be one of my least favourite characters in the whole of book world. And here was me wishing for people like Arya or Islanzadi or Eragon or Saphira…

Q.10) Who is the team captain?

I'm not surprised it isn’t me. After what happened with Gideon I'm sure the others don’t trust me, but the zombies were annoying me Gideon. Opening…

YES! YES! YES! YES! I think I can deal with Roran if I have Arya as team captain!

After all those answers above, I finally have a stroke of good luck. Watch out zombies. You do NOT want to be messing with Arya.

But considering overall, I actually have a VERY strong team. There’s Matt, Jamie, Roran (I guess I have to include him some time), Skulduggery and Arya…. Well, those zombies better be watching their backs. Team’s coming for you.

So that was all for this tag! Thank you for reading my tag and I hope you enjoyed it, and I will have another tag up soon! Excuse me till then, my team and I have some zombies to slay. Adios amigos!

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