Ok Ok Ok so like you know when you see something that is just SOOO CUUUTE and just hAve to squeeze it?
Like you just absolutely have to grab it and squeeze its little head between your arms.
Do you ever wonder why that's your first reaction? why do you have to squeeze it?
wELL APPARENTLY YOUR BRAIN PANICS FROM THE IMMENSE AMOUNT OF CUTE AND IT FREAKS OUT AND YOUR BRAIN DO'NT LIKE TO FREAK OUT SO GUESS WHAT IT DOES
IT FREAKING DECIDES THAT YOU HAVE TO KILL IT BECAUSE IT IS FREAKING YOUR BRAIN OUT\
YES, EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO SQUEEZE SOMETHING IT"S BECAUSE YOU WANT IT TO DIE
yeah I know.
and I know its because your brain doesn't know how to handle the feeling you get when you see something really cute.
buuuuutttt.... do you think that maybe the brain just has to be the cutest thing.
Like imagine, you see a cute puppy and your brain just gets all offended as is like, 'that thing? cute? psssh not nearly as cute as me. I aM THE CUTE ONE DIIIIIIEEEEEEE IMPOSTER THERE CAN ONLY BE OOOONE.'
because I do.
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Random thoughts
HumorA bunch of random stuff. Probably a mix of funny stories, memes, things that are happening to me, weird stuff, and obviously random thoughts. It'll be mostly funny and pointless but I can it makes at least one person smile so... Hope you enjoy this...
