jughead
eH I'd rather do productive things then go to a stupid party

reggie
"stupid"
dude. ronnie's parties aren't sTuPiD

cheryl
so my parties are?

reggie
nO both of your parties are equally FUN.

veronica
aw

kevin
yes I'm going
are you inviting people from greendale too
I need men 😡

veronica
no it's a small party
sorry kev
well I take it that everyone is going except archie and jughead
alright then

jughead
omG I'll go because those productive things aren't real >:(

cheryl
what the fuck is that

jughead
a... face?

fangs
aren't emojis like
a thing

sweet pea
I think they made those faces back in the day when people used gmail
oh shit
I can make a face
:2@)
BOOM 💥

josie
what is that
a decapitated robot?

kevin
AHHAHAJSBAJ

reggie
😂😂😂😂

jughead
why y'all bullying me ☹️

toni
just stoppp
you're picking out the ugly ones

jughead
oh so now some emojis are ugly

betty
no emojis are ugly 😀

josie
who the fuck uses that

jughead
now y'all just hating 🧐😘☺️😕😖🥳🥰🤓😩😠😳😐😨🤫😵😦🤑🤢😑😮😈

kevin
thinking about kissing someone and blushing about it but then does it in real life and it's disgusting so we gonna party and i made love with this nerd but it was awful and she punched me and now i'm shook but i'm just standing there bored but i gasp in the inside and i tell everyone don't post it on social media because i will literally die but someone did post it but i still made money off of it but now i'm sick just watching it over and over again and i'm just getting annoyed so i have an idea which turns out is evil
literally what the emojis say

veronica
well goddamn.

cheryl
whO HAS THE TIME—

toni
I would for y—
nvm

sweet pea
TINY JUST CONFESS ALREADYYYY
MY GOD YOU SOUND AND LOOK LIKE JUGHEAD RIGHT NOW

toni
sound and look like—
BITCH

jughead
I AM OFFENDED.

archie
um, wow?
I came back from boxing to this?
OK..?

veronica
yay!
hey archie.
wanna come to my party tonite at 8?

archie
sure!

betty
hey arch

reggie
what up big dog

kevin
gay

cheryl
omg—

sweet pea
WHY IS EVERYTHING GAY

kevin
idk
oooo did you know that adam had a crush on the snake
that's gay

veronica
what the fu—

josie
how do you know what gender the snake was

kevin
erm idk

veronica
well this was...
interesting.
but um
make sure to be there at 8 SHARP

archie
you know I'm always late

veronica
OH WELL
BE THERE
CYA GUYS

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