HALO: PUNS, JOKES AND PICK UP LINES

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1.  -Pick up Gravity Hammer- STOP! HAMMER TIME!

2. Dude I have seen grunts kill better than you..on easy.                                                                                                

3. You just got plasma burned dude!

4. That idea is about as bad as when Miranda flew the pelican.

5. Would you like some asprin to go with that headshot?

6. Caution, Pwning Zone

7. Who died and made you prophet?

8. That game was about as hard as a grunt on legendary.

9. Kat was so easy even a jackel got her.

10. Like a chief.

11. Wanna ride my hog?

12. So help me I will turn this tank around!

13. Is this assault?  Cause you da bomb!

14. Should I enter your base from the front, or the rear?

15. You just got pistol whiped!

16. Ima do to you what chief did to halo.

17. Hows that concusion? (After a concusion rifle kill.)

18. You shall not pass this challenge!

19. I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder. (Durring Forge World-After a boulder spawn)

20. Female Halo Gammers, they kill you in real life and in matches.

21. You say EVA helmet, I say fishbowl.

22. Rumble pit, A mixture of luck, skill and noobs.

23. She may be better at kill, and she may be bossy, but I wouldn't trade her for golden armor!

24. Your just as annoying as Halsey!

25. It looks infected, and flooded.

26. Its raining..Hope it doesn't flood.

27. We just got flooded. 

28. Arbiter?  He went to Arbys.

29. Super Advanced Armor, Not Water Proof evidently.

30.  Your my Cortana to my Chief. <3


(And a small tongue twister just for fun!)

You know your a hunter when your hunting the hunter. 

(Say it ten times really, really fast!) 

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