(It's a super hot day and I'm visiting my long-distance boyfriend. I'm from San Diego but this heat is ridiculous. We both decide to walk a mile to a popular burger joint for ice cream. I am the customer in this situation.)
"Hi! Welcome to [Fast Food Restaurant]. Can I take your order?" Said the waiter.
"Yeah, can I get two ice cream cones and-" I reply.
"Sorry, we're out of ice cream." He said
"Seriously? Oh okay, can I get a mocha frappe instead. I said in a bit of anger.
"Sorry, ma'am, those are made with ice cream, too." He said again
"Darn, all right. Can I have an Oreo [blended drink]?" I laughed
"Seriously, babe?" Said my boyfriend
"Sorry, but those are also made with ice cream."
"All right! I'll just take a vanilla shake, then." I raised my voice.
(The waiter looks at me wide eyed, like I'm playing a joke on her.)
"She'll have a large soda." Said my boyfriend as if he was deciding for me.
"Thank you! $1.08, please." Said the waiter with delight that it was finally not ice cream that they wanted.
(We get our cup and go sit down.)
"I don't understand. Why couldn't I have a shake?" I said sadly.
"If you can't understand why you couldn't have a shake at a [Fast Food Restaurant] that's run out of ice cream, I don't want this relationship to go
any further!!" said Sid my boyfriend.
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Ice cream
Short StoryThere is a girl so stupid that she does not know about ice cream it's so funny and random
