Oh yeah...them *spits*
The ones that think they can fight everyone and are invincible,at least that is what they think.
In reality,they are the most skinniest,weakest people you have ever seen,with only their mouths to win a fight.
Today a boy named....Jay....was trying to win a fight with a 10th grader.
Sit yo ass down child.
Just shhhh....shhhh....SHUT UP!
He obviously lost.
"This hallway isn't big enough for the two of us....but that locker is just the right size for you!" The 10th grader says in a horrible country accent,spitting at Jay.
Jay scratches his butt cheek,trying to think of a comeback,"You're too fat to fit in a locker...but you can fit in a trashcan!" He says,wiping his butt cheek hand on his pants.
"Let's just see about that." The 10th grader says daringly,spitting in his hand and slapping it across Jay's face.
Jay screams in horror,seeing that he was scared of spit,jumps right into the 10th grader's locker,and slamming it closed.
The 10th grader smiles in victory,pulling me in for a kiss.
OKAY THAT 10TH GRADER WAS FINE! LIKE NOT AS FINE AS ASHTON IRWIN FINE BUT HE WAS CLOSE! HE HAS SOME BEAUTIFUL GENES.
Now that didn't really happen,but Jay did get kicked in the balls though,and that was GREAT!!!
Now please,unless you really know how to fight like a man...or a woman because women can fight too,DON'T TRY AND ACT TOUGH! YOUR MOUTH IS NOT GOING TO SAVE YOU!!!
Yo momma jokes are not as effective like back in 3rd grade,but they were fun though... THIS IS NOT THE POINT!
*sigh* You know what I'm saying.
Is that all you have to say Queen Bey?
I FINALLY UPDATED ZINA!
I did this in History class...oops.
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