not enough coffee • [dr/reader chatroom]

Go feral go bonkers

Leon has created a chatroom.

Leon has added Makoto, Y/N.

Leon: Hey guys how ya doing?

Leon: I have some wEeED-

Makoto: WEEED

Y/N: WEEED

Monokuma has joined the chat.

Monokuma: W E E E D

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Makoto: Hell yeah

Y/N: Where did you get them from though?

Leon: Hiro's weed stash

Y/N: Oh wow

Ishimaru has joined the chat.

Ishimaru: THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE SCHOOL BEHAVIOR.

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Makoto: SHIT! I AIN'T GOING BACK TO JAIL!

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Leon has added Y/N.

Leon has added Makoto.

Leon: If I'm going down you two are going down with me

Y/N: Suck my left toe

Ishimaru: INAPPROPRIATE I SAY

Leon: C'mon dudeeee, give us a chance? Maybe?

Leon: Do you want some?

Y/N: Okay Leon that was uncalled for, there's approximately 5

Y/N has disconnected

Makoto: Y/N Y/N COME TO THE WINDOW WITH ME WE'RE GOING TO BOLT

Makoto: WAIT 5 WHAT?

Makoto: Y/N???

Makoto: oh my god

Ishimaru: Out.

Ishimaru: 7 Years of detention, aLL THREE OF YOU.

Leon: DAMN CHILL I WAS JO

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Makoto: Spare me please

Makoto: OH MY GOD HE SMACKED KUWATA TO THE WALL

Y/N: I never knew dropping my phone and coming back alive again would cause 11037

Makoto: You see here, we live in a dystopian world. If you even turn your head around during an assembly when the teachers told you not to, Ishimaru would snap it back to the front whiteboard. If you run in the halls, he will break your leg. If you leave the classroom without permission, he will tape you upside down on the ceiling. That is the world we live in.

Makoto: Sorry gotta run-

Y/N: run little boy

Ishimaru: MISTER NAEGI, COME BACK RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.

Makoto: No!

Ishimaru: Through the powers of 26-hours a day dedication, an addiction to caffeine that has made my body both ripped as fuck and aged 87, and praying to the god of school work Nerdy, lord of the nerds, I will annihilate you into dust. WATCH THIS YOU FUCKING BABY

Ishimaru: No escape. All rule-breakers...

Ishimaru: Must.Be.Punished

Makoto: AHDASDG Y/N SAVE ME I'M SCARED HE SWORE he SAI D  "FUCK"

Makoto has disconnected.

Y/N: MAKOTO! DON'T LEAVE ME!

Y/N: God is dead

Leon has joined the chat.

Leon: WTF WTF WTF I HEARD MY SPINE CRACK

Ishimaru: Leon. Kuwata.

Leon: Listen here Y/N in my funeral I wish for there to be rock music with people screaming "god is dead" you got me?

Y/N: I got you

Ishimaru: Remember this, Leon...

Ishimaru: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, and I will atomically rip apart each and every one of yours.

Leon: WHat THE FucK

Leon has disconnected.

Ishimaru: Now Y/N... you have also encouraged such behaviour, haven't you?

Y/N: Excuse me what

Ishimaru: Be honest and I might just let you go... just this once.

Y/N: I don't understand what you're talking about, I do not know what the word "behaviour" means

Ishimaru: ...

Ishimaru: So you decided to go for that route huh.

Y/N: I'M SORRY THAT WAS  AJOKE PLEA

Y/N has been disconnected.

Ishimaru: I shall end their little rebellion... I'm sure a few cannon shots won't hurt that much...

Ishimaru has left the chat.

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A/N: I am not sure if I'm okay or not