13) You Don't Count

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"I hate people." Mycroft stated simply as he plopped onto the sofa next to his boyfriend.

Greg looked up from his newspaper, mock offence on his face. "Hey, I'm included in people."

"No you most certainly are not." Mycroft huffed.

"Oh?"

"Yes, there's this mass of stupid on the Earth, that's people." Mycroft waved his hands around a lot whilst saying that. "But you are this separate wonderful state of existence."

Greg smiled fondly at his boyfriend. His very stressed boyfriend. "Want me to order some Chinese food? We can put some Doctor Who on and get some wine out, just have a relaxed evening, yeah?"

"Did you not even hear the whole part about-" It was then that Mycroft realised what Greg was trying to do. "...yes please..."

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