Entry 6

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Before anything,

I must not forget Luther you a little bitch who will lose his virgin parts to a pair of grass cutters if YOU, or DIEGO, DECIDE TO READ MY DIARY.

YOU TOO KLAUS.

Actually Diego, and Klaus are the non virgins clearly.

That just leaves you Luther ooop.

Any fucking way,

Training.

Is.

A.

Non.

merciful.

Cunt.

Today we had to deal with. Powerful ass magnet.

P-OWERFUL
A-SS
M-AGNET

PAM BITCH.

Klaus, and Diego fucking gulped.

I helped them with their piercings before Dad told us how we were going to approach this specific training course.

Pogo seen me helping Diego with his fucking nipple ring. He had no idea how to react. He opened his mouth to speak. He still said nothing. He walked away.

I flicked Diego's nipple for the fucking embarrassment. He tumbled on the ground. He was all like,

"OW! You hoe!"

Klaus got his out. He was all jumping around and shit.

Whenever we approached the magnet it did not hesitate to take anything magnet.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK.

I was the only dipshit who forgot about one of my piercings.

I somehow missed my bellybutton piercing.

That shit made me screech. I was all fucking like,

"Son of a FUCK!"

The rest of the academy exchanged alot of,

Oh Shits' And Holy Fucks'

The bitchass piercing ripped itself off and I could see it now on the giant magnet.

My bellybutton was bleeding now. I couldn't see it through my black training outfit.

There was a little hole in my training suit where the bellybutton ring ripped out of.

Again, I was wearing black on fucking black.

I wasn't expecting to see it's bitch ass self.

Ben came over to ask if I was okay.

"You okay? That looked painful as hell." I nod.

Five came over all jealous and shit. He was all like,

"She's doing just FINE."

Ben was all like,

"Alright headass." Ben walked away. I laughed at his comment.

Then Five was all like,

"You okay?" I replied with,

"Yeah, headass." He flicked my bellybutton piercing.

I twisted his nipple through his shirt.

RIGHT ON FUCKING TARGET BIIIIIITCH!

We we're supposed to attempt to shut off the contraption without dying.

Everything in the training room was made of magnetic shit. We had to work quick.

I was able to speed to the 'off' button. Took a bit to find.

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