119: The Geas

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"I suffer under a mighty geas," the warrior said.
"Geese? Long necked bird, lives in ponds, highly territorial?" The wise woman asked.
"Not geese, GEAS, with a shh. a hateful, oppressive thing."
"Okay, clearly you've never met a goose before. But tell me, what obligation are you under?" She began to fuss with her tools. This didn't actually do anything, but her patients expected it.
"Whenever I am served ramen, no matter how large the bowl, I am compelled to finish it, despite my fullness."
She blinked. "Really?"
"Indeed."
"Honey," she said, not without pity. "That's just how ramen works."

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