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Behaved predictably in hindsight but inaccurately advertised
by cheri
otto. otto. otto.
considering how ugly a conclusion our relationship came to you may believe i'd give him a lower rating. however, all things considered, most of the flaws were in my assessment of him.
i expected a different product than i was promised; but one can argue i got what i deserved.
well before i came along, it was common knowledge in queer spaces otto was afflicted with a wandering-eye, he was a one-sided polygamist, london's resident walking-penis --
a whore.
which to go off on a tangent, is really bloody tragic. after all, as bisexuals we have enough stereotypes to deal with as it is and my ex-boyfriend's constant compulsion to stick his dick in anything with a pulse isn't really helping the cause.
however, that does mean the ending to our relationship, whilst tasteless, was predictable. moreover, he was a good enough boyfriend for this time i had him.
if nothing else he was fabulous fuck.
so i mean this absolute sincerity when i say, i would not be as bitter as i am were it not for the fact, otto the 2/5 stars who cheated on me (with an unwashed white boy), said unwashed white boy, and some random arab who looks like the sex slave of a taliban member - are all my flat-mates to-be.
which, if you ask me, is a good enough reason to be bitter.
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if it weren't already apparent Cheri (the protagonist) is a lil' bigotedand flawed
If that's not your cup of tea I get it and you can totally tap out
