Crazy people

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Elsa: Zen Come on let's go!

Zen: I'm here now.*comes out of her room*

Jack: where are you two going?

Zen: to the salon!

Jack: I thought you hated make up and all that girly stuff?

Zen: I'm only coming cause I can read some Jelsa books on my phone and no one will disturb me.

Jack: okay.

*Zen and Elsa leave*

Lia: Hey Frost come over here*shouts from their attic*

Jack: what is it this time?*asks getting in the attic*

Lia: look what I found!*hands him a chest full of costumes*

Jack: awesome!

Hic: Lia your bunnies are getting out of control!!!*shouts from his room*

Jack: let me guess,carrot spray?

Lia: yup!

(With Zen and Elsa)

Zen: ooh a puppy!*points to a puppy in the pet shop*

Elsa: Zen please we've been standing here for 15 minutes staring at those dogs,and pointing at the same dog.

Zen: let's go home I feel hungry.

Elsa: *face palms*

(Back at the mansion)

*Lia and Jack go to Hic's room to see Lisa's bunnies licking his face*

Hic: their tickling my face! The horror!

Punzie: AAHHH!!!*shouts from her room*

Mer: *barges in Punzie's room wearing a fire man costume* WHERE THE FIRE AT?!*hoses Jack running in Punzie's room*

Jack: red head!

Mer: whoops! Sorry.

Lia: what's wrong Punzie?

Punzie: a fly landed on my pie!

Eugene: it's okay Punzie it's only a fly.

Punzie: no*says in creepy voice* a fly landed on my pie,that's no good*throws away the Pie* bye bye pie.

Jack: your crazy?!

Punzie: I'm not crazy!*whacks Jack with her pan*

Jack: *rubs his head* Ow!

Emmetha: *comes in dressed as a doctor* what seems to be the problem ma'am?

Jack: I'm a dude.

Brittany: *comes in dressed as a lawyer* objection your honor my client is guilty for wearing dresses and heels secretly in his room!

Zen: *pops out of nowhere* with a heavy heart I declare King frostbutt of Arendelle with treason,and sentence him to watch 100 hours of nyan cat!

Jack: NO! I'm innocent!*being dragged by Eugene and Kristoff to a room*

Elsa: oh Jack,if only there was someone out there who loved you.

Jack: Elsa your not helping!

Elsa: I don't care what your going to say!

Jack: *groans* if your going to take me,take me in style*being carried by Eugene and Kristoff side ways* king of Arendelle is out,PEACE!

Olaf: awkward.

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