15•your voice is equivalent to a lullaby

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(time is an illusion and therefore the timelines here are inaccurate so pls don't mind it.)

HOES FROM WORK

taika: ya'll wanna watch mib with me? I'm bored

tessa: dude we've watched it like a hundred times but okay, if your ass is really lonely then I'm in

chris: CAN EVERYBODY JOIN PLS

chris: i need to talk to tom
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mark: what are you all up to at 1 am in the morning

cate: mark is such a party pooper

jeff: we live in like 4 different countries and it's weird but okay

tessa: c'mon we'll buy you tickets

taika: nice way to sell your movie tessa

mark: i'm in then. but where's tom?

chris: tessa and I are still in Uk, let's watch it in Uk?

taika: i have to fly my ass to UK to watch Mib but okay

jeff: Tom also has a play! It's the last week next week! I'm definitely going.

cate: i wanna watch a play too i'm going to UK

chris: well THANKS FOR ALSO SUPPORTING OUR MOVIE

tessa:^^ but i'm not as salty as him i wanna watch Tom Hiddleston too, he's a sweetie

mark: have ya'll seen the news? HE SAVED A WOMAN FROM GETTING RAN OVER BY A TRAIN. HE JUMPED TO THE RAILS WITH HER AND CARRIED HER BACK TO THE BENCHES. HE'S AN ANGEL

taika: bless

tessa: TOM WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU

tom: i think i'm high but okay i'm in when and where do we meet up  and i'm getting you seats for the last play of mine

taika: oh right. HE'S AN ANGEL FOR BEING HIGH.

chris: i know you, you're never going to get high
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chris: you just can't sleep, am I right Tom?

tom: yes chris is right

chris: is this because of vitamin c gummies again

chris: oh no no he's not high but he got high on vitamin c gummies

tessa: i want to try how that feels

tom: then get ready for insomnia
and calling a friend
and explaining that you overdosed on gummies
and you're not attempting suicide

chris: and baking cookies with salt in them

cate: so the friend you called was chris and you had fun. i hope there was no sexual-

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