(time is an illusion and therefore the timelines here are inaccurate so pls don't mind it.)
HOES FROM WORK
taika: ya'll wanna watch mib with me? I'm bored
tessa: dude we've watched it like a hundred times but okay, if your ass is really lonely then I'm in
chris: CAN EVERYBODY JOIN PLS
chris: i need to talk to tom
mark: what are you all up to at 1 am in the morning
cate: mark is such a party pooper
jeff: we live in like 4 different countries and it's weird but okay
tessa: c'mon we'll buy you tickets
taika: nice way to sell your movie tessa
mark: i'm in then. but where's tom?
chris: tessa and I are still in Uk, let's watch it in Uk?
taika: i have to fly my ass to UK to watch Mib but okay
jeff: Tom also has a play! It's the last week next week! I'm definitely going.
cate: i wanna watch a play too i'm going to UK
chris: well THANKS FOR ALSO SUPPORTING OUR MOVIE
tessa:^^ but i'm not as salty as him i wanna watch Tom Hiddleston too, he's a sweetie
mark: have ya'll seen the news? HE SAVED A WOMAN FROM GETTING RAN OVER BY A TRAIN. HE JUMPED TO THE RAILS WITH HER AND CARRIED HER BACK TO THE BENCHES. HE'S AN ANGEL
tessa: TOM WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
tom: i think i'm high but okay i'm in when and where do we meet up and i'm getting you seats for the last play of mine
taika: oh right. HE'S AN ANGEL FOR BEING HIGH.
chris: i know you, you're never going to get high
chris: you just can't sleep, am I right Tom?
tom: yes chris is right
chris: is this because of vitamin c gummies again
chris: oh no no he's not high but he got high on vitamin c gummies
tessa: i want to try how that feels
tom: then get ready for insomnia
and calling a friend
and explaining that you overdosed on gummies
and you're not attempting suicide
chris: and baking cookies with salt in them
cate: so the friend you called was chris and you had fun. i hope there was no sexual-
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-in which an overly dosed tom calls chris to help him sleep and fight insomnia. both want to do that more often after realizing that it was magical and it makes the both happy. tom pretends to be unable to sleep, while chris talks to him, but doesn'...