a.96 - All Dialog (Birds and Bees)

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"How are babies made?"

"Toshiro... where did this conversation come from?"

"Your daughter told me that Unohana doesn't make babies for people."

"I guess a better question for myself to start off is why you're not going off on me."

"Why would I?"

"Toshiro... I disappeared on you."


"Doesn't that upset you."

"Sure it does."


"Why does that exactly matter?"

"It is normal for a person to voice the fact they are upset as well as chew out the person."

"I don't see the point after all these years. What about my question?"

"Toshiro... didn't anyone ever explain to you about the birds and the bees?"

"They're animals."

"That isn't what I meant."

"They both fly."


"Well, they do."

"Toshiro... the birds and the bees represent boys and girls."


"What do you mean why?"

"They're two different species that both have male and females."

"All right. So maybe that isn't the best explanation."

"Explanation for what?"


"You're looking at me like you always do when something is going over my head. I am not a little kid anymore."

"I didn't say you were a little kid."

"Could you just answer me question."


"Taicho... don't let out a sigh as if this is frustrating you. If it is frustrating you just tell me so I'll go away and stop bothering you. I'll go ask your son."

"No! Don't go ask Ichigo. I hate to think what kind of explanation he would give you."

"Wouldn't he answer me truthfully?"

"If he did decide to answer truthfully he'll be vague with you. If not, he'll give you some kind of ridiculous answer to see if you believe him."


"Birds and bees..."

"You tried giving me that answer."

"No... birds and bees is the short talk for said answer. It is actually very complex."

"Just tell me."

"Babies are made when two people of the opposite sex have sex. They..."

"I got it! I got it! The subject already grosses me out, so I won't ask again."



"What are you going to do if you meet a girl who you want to make a family with?"




"It is all right for a married couple to participate in that kind of activity."

"Why exactly are you telling me this?"

"You'll figure it out eventually. I hope."

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