Gum is probably the best creation ever made.
When it comes to when you have stanky breath or when it's coming time to where your crush is leaning in to kiss you and you figure out your breath smells so you just pop it in your mouth but when you kiss him it goes in his mouth and-
OKAY I'M NOT GOING TO PICTURE THAT.
But,seriously,you have to stick it under the desk?!
No man,WHAT IF YOU HAVE A VERY CONTAGIOUS SICKNESS AND I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH IT?!
One time,in 5th grade,we were playing truth or dare.
There just so happened that I found a piece of gum under the desk.
This boy,THAT I ABSOLUTELY HATED,was beside me and it was his turn to go.
So I held it up,with evil in my eyes,and said,"Truth or dare?"
He gulps dramatically,"D-Dare."
I cackle evilly,"I dare you to chew this gum for an hour or I will tell everyone who you like."
(It was a girl named Ryleigh.)
He looks at me with betrayed eyes,grabbing the gum and shoving it in his mouth,"GIBBBBBYYYYYY!"
Yes,I am not lying,he used an iCarly reference.
He ended up throwing up 20 minutes later because he swore he felt a fingernail in it.
I felt bad for him so I didn't tell who his crush was.
I was evil in 5th grade.l
We are frenemies now and he 'accidentally' spilled his drink on my WHITE pants.
But,please,STOP STICKING GUM UNDER THE DESK.
I AM BEGGING YOU!
S T O P
Or I'll punch you in the throat.
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