my name is alice.
I am soon to be your master.
you wonder how?Ill tell you, you have a right to know the many ways of torture i have discovered.
How have i discovered them? I used them on your ex. not really, but its a good idea, right??
Anywho, through thes writings, my plan will unfold, as i slowly become the most evil(and can i say...female?)tyrant known to humanity!!!
oh, you dont believe me? DEATH!!! DEATH TO THE UNBELIEVERS!!
no, wait scratch that, torture so painful, you will wish you were dead!!!
hehehe.... if only you knew....Oh, wait, imm telling you now.
Just wait, stupid mortal. I will hold you in the grip of my hand. Soon.
oh wait, dinnertime.(lasanga... i will eat that everyday when im a dictator... LAW #1!)i will RETURN!!!!
...TO BE CONTINUED...
JOBS IM GONNA GIVE TO CERTAIN PEOPLES:
IGGY: sidekick and advisor, best bud
Fang:FIRST ZOMBIE!!!(now you burn Fang!)
DJ:torture device tester
Elijah:Zombie Stud(no, not a reward!!a very bad job.)
Trista: Zombie Dinner
Kaylynn: Lunch 4 zombies
Kyler: one of those Weapon Dudes
Hmm.... thats all that comes to mind right now. (its hard work when your planning 4 world domination!!!)