Cast: Manu Rios (cos why ducking not!)
Full name: Maurice Poseidon Greene
Kin: Charles Greene, Catherine Greene, Chester Greene.
Eyes: Blue -- turquoise or cerulean, depends on mood, season etc
Height: 6"2 inches.
Stature: Fucking slim, like almost skeletonic. Tall too. Basically, a stringbean.
Sexuality: I rly have no idea lol. Maybe pan too..?
Preferences: Long walks to the beach (corny, I know), solitude and abject loneliness, color black, cars, history, YouTube, Mariah Carey, banana flavored anything -- even shit.
Peeves: Long drives to the therapist's, longer drives to the dentist's, avocados, loud people, Rihanna, the human race, Wattpad, r@pe and anything assault -- who does anyways?.
Future ambition: Talk show host...............
Traits: Bashful, close-minded, antisocial, Donald Trump supporter, misanthropic, acrophobic, can't throw a punch to save his life.
Quote: I hate you, the reader. Yes, YOU. Burn in hell.
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