So here's a story from admin:
During study hall we are allowed to go to the school's library.
One day i was bored as shit and I wanted to go, the group that was going that day was a bunch of retards so I was in charge of keeping them in line.
Little does my study hall teacher know that I too, am fucking retarded.
We get to the library and one of my classmates started to read out the words on the spines of the book (they say fic then the first three letters of the authors last name if you're not familiar)
So one authors name was 'Cummings'
He read the spine which said 'Fic Cum'
And it sounded like 'thick cum'
We lost our shit -
YOU ARE READING
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