*Russian accent* *close-eyed smile* Become one with Mother Russia, da?
*German accent* Why would I do that?
*Russian accent* *opens eyes(making me look crazy)* Become one. With Mother. Russia. Da?
*German accent* *scared look* N-nien! Help!
*Deep, scary, Russian accent* Krolkrolkrol!
*German accent* G-get away from me! *whimpers*
*Normal accent* *stares off into space* I need some serious help...
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Book of Jokes and Randomness
HumorWelcome to a day in my mind! On your journey, you will experience all sorts of jokes, and even some randomness. So sit back, and enjoy the book. (Cover made by me) :)