One Hundred Thirty-Seven

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*Russian accent* *close-eyed smile* Become one with Mother Russia, da?

*German accent* Why would I do that?

*Russian accent* *opens eyes(making me look crazy)* Become one. With Mother. Russia. Da?

*German accent* *scared look* N-nien! Help!

*Deep, scary, Russian accent* Krolkrolkrol!

*German accent* G-get away from me! *whimpers*

*Normal accent* *stares off into space* I need some serious help...

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