Don: When do you sleep?
Jon: I don't. Pass me my coffee would you?
Sierra: *to Benny* The last time I listened to, I got flung across the room.
Don: *laying on the floor* Life is pointless and meaningless.
Dashlie: Get the f**k off the floor and help me with the morning rush!
Tommy: So my mom forgot who I was yesterday.
Cory: How does a person forget someone they've known for years?
Shelby: Hey Cory.
Cory: Who the heck are you?
Don: I'm in love with you.
Richard: *shocked silence*
Don: Hahaha, April Fools!
Richard: April Fools was four days ago.
Don: *sprints away*
Richard: *sprints after him* You get back here you little s**t and explain yourself!
Jon: It's not like you ever killed anybody.
Benny: I'm assuming this is the part where you'd like me to lie?
Cory: Why would you give a ten year old a knife?
Tommy: He felt unsafe.
Cory: Well now I feel unsafe.
Tommy: Would you like a knife?
Duni: Just go to the hospital!
Uni: Oh, I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it!
Ddawn: Was that battle axe really necessary?
Dashlie: A lady should always accessorize.
Maddy: Antagonists are the worst characters ever! Like, who enjoys hurting others physically and emotionally?
Benny: I do.
Ddawn: So do I.