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Sksksk some people from my school have my wattpad and it gives me intense anxiety about writing -
i dont want anyone talking about my book or even mentioning it to me- it was my one escape and now it's gone hhhh- 
i cant switch accounts tho so i guess the only thing i can do is keep up my gay man juice stories. ALSO THINGS ARE GONNA PROLLY GET MORE VULGAR BECAUSE ... i'm tired of being too shy to type the word butthole 😂

anyway- this is the angry buttler au from vol1

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The idea of being anywhere else but above everyone was foreign to Toby. He was never made to respect anything or anyone until "the incident" with Jack. Ever since then, The only times when Toby was truly powerful was when his mommy was there to protect him. He knew that Jack wouldn't dare do anything in front of her, she didn't deserve to see it. That's not to say that it wouldn't have been consentual, just that Toby remained a little shit deep down. He just knew how to play the game.

Today though, things had started off good enough. Toby woke up wihout much of a fight, maybe he went to bed early? He went through the daily ritual while Jack took care of everything else that needed to be done. Watering flowers, cleaning the bathrooms, taking the trash out, chores. It only took him a few hours, and by then it was time to force feed Toby some pills to make sure he doesn't start seeing demons from the 4th dimension. As Jack entered the livingroom, he held the bottle in his hand so that it was clearly visible. Toby wasn't doing anything, literally, he was staring at a turned off T.V like it was an intensive staring contest and winning meant life or death. " Please dont bite me-" Jack said, handing Toby the bottle. He was having a hood day so far, so maybe Toby would do it himself.

Toby looked over at the bottle, and got up from the couch. The secret to walking away is to do it quietly, and do it immediately so that nobody would notice. Toby did just that, but was rudely awakened by Jack hooking his finger around the collar of his shirt. "I'll be fine! Please- they taste like garbage and they dont even work!" Toby tried to move but Jack was pretty used to this. all he had to do was put Toby in a head lock, and as he pushed the pill against his teeth he started to wonder what exactly would happen if Toby didn't take it. He wasn't about to risk his health for an experiment but ... he could always just say that Toby had a weird reaction, or that they didn't work. Toby gripped Jack's arm, turning his head away. He was grown now, why couldn't he just take care of stuff like that on his own? He had always been watched over, "This is why i'm not normal!" Toby gagged as Jack managed to get it in and let him go. "Eat it- we do this every single day- just take the pill!" Jack yelled, before Toby spit it at him. 

He did it pretty well, it went right into Jack's eye socket, and disappeared. Toby stared in silent fear as Jack blankly glared at him. He took a step back as Jack took one forward, "You know what?", Jack said, wiping his eye. Toby fell back onto the couch, still trying to keep the same determined energy. " You dont have to take it today- i wont make you- but you wont take it tomorrow either" Jack said. Toby tilted his head a little, eyebrows knit together in confusion before a small smile set on his face.

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Not even an hour later, Jack came back into the livingroom to find that Toby had scribbled onto a bunch of peices of paper, and had them all over the place. His eyes were wide yet focused ... like a crackhead, and when he saw Jack he jumped up like a used car salesman. "Jack! oh my god i figured it out!" he said, dusting off his shirt, effectively smearing pen ink on himself. Jack didn't even know where to begin ... so he sat down on the couch with a wide grin, "lay it on me-". Toby took in a deep breath, pointing to a peice of paper with a poorly drawn picture of their house on it. "Alright alright alright fuck- listen! If we live here, right? " Toby circled the house, and then slid over another peice of paper, "And our house has like 3 rooms on every floor 3 stories, right? and you clean all that every day right? right- so you have to go to every room and make sure it's spotless because if mom finds a bug she swears she'll fucking die-" Jack held in a laugh, but nodded. "So i kept thinking , man, there's no way he can clean up all the stuff i mess up every single day i mean it just doesn't make any sense UNLESS - OF COURSE! The house is not as big as i think it is!" Toby pointed to the ceiling. " So i thought to myself, i said hmm, nine rooms, i've only ever seen four with my own eyes-! I gotta see these rooms or i'll never stop thinking about it i'll go fucking crazy" Toby paced around the coffee table with his hands waving around as he talked quickly, without takibg breaths. He took a deep breath once and continued, " So i go to the second floor, you know the guy that lives on the second floor and drives the car that looks like a rocket ship? I went to where his room is supposed to be and i knocked real loud just like the housekeeping lady in the hotel, but there was no answer!" Toby panted, taking a second to stop.

"S-so- i opened the door and low and behold! There was nothing in that room, It was empty- Jack- my friend- i did this on every room on the second floor, theyre all EMPTY!" Toby said, and Jack tried to look like he was pretending to think. Toby scratched his face, and ticked once, pointing to the papers, "So if that guy doesn't live here, i started thinking, and it turns out that he doesn't exist, but do any of us exist?! Do i exist? do you exist? Who the fuck is driving the rocket ship!?" Toby scratched his head, continuing to rant. Jack got up, and put a hand on Toby's shoulder, as funny as this was he was seriously starting to worry. " You have to take your medicine- " He said, and Toby gripped Jack by the shirt, "I might be short but i'm no damn kid- you work for me and i refuse to take those pills that blind my third eye! how dare y-" Jack picked Toby up, effortlessly.

now, where did he put that pill bottle?


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