Too High
-Lil dicky[Intro:]
Wassup, wassup y'all
L-D aka Young DickHad to make a track about smoking weed, man
Every rapper got a track about smoking weed so I didn't really have a choice
But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is allIt's like, it's like, it's like
[Verse 1:]
Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
I'm with ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganjaAnd now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
And the dope I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that VietcongGetting real high
Watching funny videos of bill nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -Bill nye theme song
Now I'm getting hungry than a muthafucka
Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
Whered I put that honey mustard
Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
Until I discovered a custard, I covered with butter from last week.How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask jeeves
Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screenDamn D, you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is fucked...[Chorus:]
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too highAnd I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too friedAnd yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeeeI'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high[Verse 2:]
Now I'm freakin out up in this bitch
Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
So I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirrorLil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
Cause the weed in you beating you
Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma penis blue
But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining fucking somethingThat pretty girl I'm humping
Becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
Or some other fucking disgusting personMa brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane
I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some AvatarsThen I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that scriptHow the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
Man I'm high as fuckkkk[Chorus:]
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too highAnd I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too friedAnd yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeeeI'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high[Verse 3:]
Rock hard cock, cause I'm watching katy Perry
In her video the whole world's made of candyDamn... I ain't even got no candy
So now at the fucking c storeWhere ya man be torn than a mafucka
Peanut eminems or a twix
Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma handsGoddamn now I'm weary of the man - yeah the cashier
Homeland, Nazir!S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothafuckin street
Gotta wait until that muthafucka's greenNow I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks
Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
Crafted a long text, took about an hour
Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the groundMan I'm fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
This sucks I'm high as fuck.[Chorus:]
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too highAnd I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too friedAnd yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeeeI'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high
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