My second life, as a demon general?

Bordome

A/N

All credit to Gabreal Iglasias my favorite comedein!
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Raven's Pov

"You all may be laughing right now but you have no idea what it was like getting here "[Raven]

"So me and my budys were on are way here and along the way people kept passing us and I was getting quite eratated, but keep in mind they were driving the new dragon pulled wagons while I was driving hehe 'bururu' you know what I mean? "[Raven]

"Hahahaha! "[Croud]

"So my budy Halser says 'dude why dont we stop the next one?' And I was like 'I'm gana' so I'm looking back every now and then and I see this small fancy charige coming up behind us with two huches in it, how do I know it was huches? My budy Odtis was in the back saying 'I feel a disterbance in the force! and now I'm waiting for just when their going to pass, then I steer the wagon and cut them off! "[Raven]

"Hahahaha! "[Croud]

"Now their back there shouting at us to move and I dont see a patrole wagon sneeking up ontill I hear 'Awoo' I check my wagons agro level '102' I screem 'Ahh!' And pull over and the huches pull over to because theirs was just as high, so I'm waiting when the gaurd comes over and says 'wagon licence and kingdom identaphacation' after giving it to him I'm freaking out thinking I'll be locked up when I here 'fool atleast your not the one with angle wing in his pouch' I turned around and said 'you have drugs in my car?' 'I told you to calm down' "[Raven]

"Hahahaha "[Croud]

"Now I'm here saying 'guys use some wind magic, Halser fart, Odtis' 'what?' 'Shut the h**l up' so the gaurd is still trying to find my idey in his record book when I get the best idea, I turn to my other freind Raith and ask 'you learn that song I mentoned back at the other town?' and he says 'yah' so I tell him to play it and the song was the theme song to the play Gaurds, so he gets his lute and drum and starts playing and the best part, as hes playing the gaurds now walking to the beat "[Raven]

"Hahahaha "[Croud]

"So he gets to the huches gives them a ticket and sends them away, so now hes on his way to us and were half way threw the song acting like a bunch of idets and hes dieing, when he gets to us he shouts 'shut up' so we do then he says 'budy do me a favor keep the agro level of this thing under 75 can you do that for me?' so I sulute the guy and he say 'good now have a good day' I ask 'wait, thats it? No ticket?' 'no ticket even though they got one?' I have idea what came over me but I asked 'why?' "[Raven]

"Hahahaha "[Croud]

"And this, this is what he said 'because they couldn't make me laugh' "[Raven]

"Woooo "[Croud]

"I was happy and about to leave when guess who 'so does that mean I can keep my drugs?!' I turn around, haha to late the gaurd was at the back and he said 'you want to run that by me again? Listen just because I like your freind dosn't mean I like you' 'oh so scary' he takes his spear off his back 'oh so scary, look guys so scary right' and then he points it at him, and Odtis's face, Priceless "[Raven]

"Hahahaha "[Croud]

"Now you can see the fear in his eyes when he said 'are you seirios, am I really going to jail?!' And the gaurd said 'naa, but you got to admit that was funny' "[Raven]

"Wooooooo! "[Croud]

"Good night everyone! "[Raven]

A/N

So yah this is one of my favorite scits from Gabreal Iglasias/Fluffys shows.

Preforming this year at Petoskiy's charry festivle.

No I'm not getting payed to advertise, I just love his shows.

"Get on with it "[Raven]

Oh right, so I plan on going and I would love if all of you went as well for I would love to see you all there.

Lets help him sell out!

And like always-

"Looking forword to reading with you all soon! "[All]

"Tickets get your tickets here! "[Gram]

"Gram, shut it! "[Mata]