Dashlie: He'll probably just say something normal like "how's your day?" And you'll be like "I'm not gay!" But you'll totally be lying. Right?
Don: ....How did you figure that out?
Ddawn: Why are you so freaking stupid?
Jon: Look, I ain't the smartest cookie in the bulb bin.
Ddawn: *now in physical and emotional pain*
Nick: Everyone has darkness in them. What matters is whether or not you act upon it.
Jon: So what you're saying is, everyone is bad, but some are just better at hiding it?
Nick: That's not what I meant at all!
Don: Why do people always use me as an armrest? I'm not that short for f--ks sake!
Richard: *rests both arms on top of Don's head* You were saying shorty?
Don: *blushes like crazy while plotting his murder*
Richard: Hey Don, Dashlie said you wanted to ask me something?
Don: What, Uhm, no I don't think so.
Dashlie: *texts Don* You're a little b**ch, ask him out.
Ashlie: *crying* I just love all of you guys.
Nick: Is she ok?
Matt: She's going through some things right now.
Ashlie: I wish I could give you all hugs!
Benny: *to his sisters* I love you two and all but some days I just want to strangle you.
Jon: What can a dollar get me?
Don: In this economy? Nothing.
College Professor: What do you want most in life?
Jon: Financial stability.
Don: The will to live.
Professor: Geez, are you guys ok?
Jon: Probably not.
Daisy: We should take a road trip!
Ditz: I think you've tripped on the road plenty already.
Jon: Did you buy me groceries?
Nick: I was bored.
Maddy: Tell me the truth.
Duni: I don't like Uni, I'm straight.
Maddy: I said the truth not a lie!
Don: I hate you
???: Why? What's not to like?
Duni: *accidentally steps on a leaf and screams* OH MY GOD I KILLED IT!
Uni: It's just a leaf.
Duni: IT WAS TOO YOUNG, IT HAD A FAMILY!
Uni: It's a leaf....
Daisy: When life gives you lemons....
Sierra: You make lemonade.
Benny: You squeeze them into the eyes of your enemies.
Daisy: *looks at Benny* You good?
Daisy: An apple a day....
Beck: Keeps the doctor away.
Benny: Can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
Daisy: Benny, we need to have a talk, are you ok?
Benny: Probably not.
That's all for now folks, decided to do this last minute because why not. Hope you enjoyed this :)