After exiling the last 5 tards in my school, things got quiet, i had thought that things would finally be peaceful and i could put my tard slaying days behind me, how wrong i was.
in spite of everything we had done to drive them out of the school, even though we made for damn sure that principal fuckpuppet's tard sympathising days were done with, they came back for more!
The events i now disclose to you take place a month later in febuary.
Be me, The Britfag, Champion of Man, The prophecised Pseudo-tard Autist.
Be finishing up after another fine and quiet day at school
The martial law policy was lifted and things went back to the way they were, i was still making fat stacks off of my USB porn deliveries
Decided to start extrapolating porn from the Internet myself, a few videos, a few pics, mix up the genres a little
igotchucoveredplebperves.porn
flipped and tripled what i spent in USB sticks each day
feels good man
Don't nostalge about porn
Nostalge about the tard war
vietnamflashbacks.imminent
Leave school as usual with bro's when paki girl runs back to the school building screaming.
notice she's got a huge shitstain on her shirt
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everyone outside the gate is losing their shit as the tards sling turds at them from across the streetparents are going apeshit at them
most students running away
but not us.
take the lid off of a big plastic trashcan and walk out
use it to block the shit
tell the squad to get out of here and that i'll catch up.
Realproudbro Soulja Boi stays because he's a realproudbro.
Shit be like captain america civil war up in here
giving absolutely 0 fucks as we charge into the literal shitstorm to beat these fuckers down
Blocking literal shit like a xiaolin monk!
Chakras be blitzed for this fight.
Shieldbash and slug these mutant pigmonkeys into the ground.
Nearly get knocked down and dogpiled by fat tard, giga tard and the black myfault twins
thisiswhatnightmaresaremadeof.cringe
An asian and a paki peel them off of me and begin beating them down
youreoneofthegoodones.racism
By this point near enough half the school was wailing on them and peeling them away from cars
Winter souljaboi wasn't fairing so well, outnumbered 5 to 1 by shit-themselves angry downies with 2 high functioning aspies leading them.
Between them and me were about 10 more tards ranging from mutts to psycho ADHD fucks.
By this point i had been on and then got kicked off of the school's inter-school rugby team (for supposedly being "too dangerous", put it this way, i was 6'2" and still growing, strong as an ox and built like a brick shit house, your regular "future hetero bear" build, i could drag 5 students behind me without any problems and on the field my mentality was a simple matter of "when you get the ball, run and don't stop", looking back on it i would agree with them but that's not relevant to what was about to happen
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charge.exe
If there was ever a more beautiful sight that day.
I barreled through every single tard
Knocking them either into the grass verge to the left of me or onto the road to the right
After that there was nothing to slow me down and nothing to stop me, just the tarmac, the tards and soulja boi
I was about 10 feet away when i shouted for him to jump out the way
Ended up hitting the tards like a freight train, the aspies knocked into the downies and the downies fell to the ground freaking out.
More or less simultaneously shat and pissed themselves from the impact.
Dump the bin lid and book it to the other side of the village
Jump on the bus just as the last few people got on
Ride off into the sunset with the squad.
YOU ARE READING
The Britfag Saga
Non-FictionA tale of intrigue, bloodshed, war and tarddom for the ages, come on a journey through time, space and chromesomes as i recount the days of yore, when i was but a young boy with anger management issues and raging hormones.
