THE CANDYMAN RITUAL
The purpose of this ritual is to draw a great amount of energy to yourself via giving one or more subjects hir favorite kind of candy. I have found that, in a general situation, that small assorted flavored candy bars work the best. This enchanted candy we will call "foodstuff" for lack of a better word.
Any kind of candy will work, however it is best if you know a particular subjects, or something close in that nature, favorite - whether it be apple or dick - type of candy, however knowing hir favorite flavor will be of just as good of use. However, this rite, not sad but true, is done usually for more so than that of just one person. I think, the bottom line is to just get some candy!!
The Statement Of Intent:
"IT IS MY/OUR WILL TO ENCHANT THIS CANDY WITH THE POWERS OF CHARISMA AND WEALTH-SELF, TO DRAW CHARISMA TO MYSELF FROM WHOMEVER MAY CONSUME MY MAGICAL TREAT!!"
0. Sit the candy in a bowl or on a plate in a neat fashion as you fire a "lunar glance" at each one.
1. Visualize many people worshiping your body as you assume the role of any godform that you so wish. Visualize yourself as that "god."
2. Visualize yourself in a deep blue flowing light that would encompass you, the working group (if any), and the candy as you try to achieve gnosis, and when achieved:
3. An Invocation Is Then Read:
TRICK OR TREAT? CANDYMAN!!! COME CANDYMAN! COME AND ENCHANT US AND OUR CANDY WITH GREAT CHARISMATIC POWERS!! LET THOSE WHO CONSUME THIS MAGICAL CANDY FEEL SEXUAL ATTRACTION AND WANT FOR US!! LET THIS CANDY OPEN DOORS FOR US OUT OF THE MUNDANE AND INTO THE BIZARRE!! CANDYMAN! CANDYMAN! CANDYMAN!!
4. If done without a group the following is said alone but if done with a group the following ending invocation will be split as: Main Operator (MO) and Working Group (WG).
MO: MAGNETIZE!! WG: SUCCESS!!
MO: COME!! WG: SEX-APPEAL!!
MO: DRAW!! WG: POSITIVE-ENERGY!!
MO: GIVE US!! WG: POWER!!
MO: INVOKE!! WG: STRENGTH!!
MO: LEAVE-BEHIND!! WG: EMPTY POCKETS!!
MO: PUSH AWAY!! WG: FAILURE!!
MO: RID US OF!! WG: UGLINESS!!
MO: KILL!! WG: NEGATIVE ENERGY!!
MO: BANISH!! WG: WEAKNESS!!