Alastor: *walks into the room, scans it, and bursts out laughing?*
Everyone other than Host: *wakes up, blinking in confusion*
Vaggie: Wait what the fuck-
Me: *sitting on a Director's chair, sipping a soda* I've always wanted to do one of these UwU
Angel Dust: *tied up in a corner* Did you just fucking UwU out loud.
Me: *cough* Hi guys.
Vaggie: *sitting next to Angel, also tied up* Now explain what the fuck is happening?! And who the fuck are you?
*camera pans out to show Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust and Husk tied down in a corner. Alastor is standing nearby.*
Me: Well fans asked and I responded! People want you guys to play truth or dare!
Alastor: I am absoluthly a fan of this idea!
Me: Hey Al you know you're playing too right.
Alastor: wELL IT'S TIME I EXIT. *leaves*
Me: Well shit.
Husk: *grumbles* I'm not doing this.
Me: Huh, yes you are. Or else you're sitting there until you do.
Angel: I wouldn't say bondage is my favourite but it's definitly up there~
Me: Shut up bug.
Angel Dust: *glares as Host*
Alastor: *comes back out of nowhere* Never mind I want to see this.
Me: Ok nice! And I'm guessing everyone else agrees?
Charlie: I think it could be a great bonding activity! I want to play-
Vaggie: Shut the fuck up this is not a good idea.
Me: *smiles, walks over and ducktapes Vaggie's mouth shut*
Everyone: Wh-
Me: aNYONE ELSE COMPLAINING?
Everyone:
Me: Perfect! Leave questions and dares in the comments!
Angel Dust: Comments? Is this a livestream?
Me: *looks at the camera like I'm in The Office* No, don't worry about it Angel.
Charlie: Y'know, you didn't tell us who you were.
Me: Oh, me? You can call me Host, I'm just the host of this show, who I am isn't important. Just know- *claps twice*
*lights flicker, a howl goes off outside the building*
Me: -don't fuck with me.
Charlie: *shivers*
Me: *smiles sweetly* See you next chapter!
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Epilogue:
*Alastor and I are sitting at a table, drinking tea*
Alastor: So what kind of demon are you?
Me: Oh I'm not.
Alastor: ...What do you mean you're 'not'.
Me: I'm not a demon.
Alastor: Do you have some sort of powers?
Me: Nope. *sips tea*
Alastor: Then how did you make the lights flicker? And the wolf howl?
Me: The lights are Clap On Clap Off.
Alastor: And the wolf?
Me: Just good timing I guess.
Alastor: So if the others repent and don't want to do this game, you physically can't stop them-
Me: I have hounds.
Alastor: ...What.
Me: I. Have. Hounds.
Alastor: *nervously sips tea* Okay...?
Me: Don't tell the others, okay?
Alastor: Your secret is safe with me? I... dislike mutts.
Me: Hounds.
Alastor: Yes... hounds.
