loona on crack • chat fic

4.8 | new

viviverto- vivi
chuusgirlfriend- yves
blubblub- jinsoul
adult- haseul
gay- kim lip
eebusgirlfriend- chuu
wannaman- heejin
croissant- hyunjin
seechainsaw- gowon
cheerycherry- choerry
uwulf- olivia
shortthing- yeojin

blubblub: the usernames are old lets get new ones

viviverto: does that mean im losing viviverto :((

blubblub: mhmm we work as a team

croissant: sis we are the most divided girl group kpop has seen

blubblub changed viviverto's name to beepboop

blubblub changed chuusgirlfriend's name to pussyves

pussyves: oh my fucking god jinsoul

pussyves: ...thats hella smart

blubblub: ikr

blubblub changed blubblub's name to jindollie

gay: thats so coot bb

jindollie changed adult's name to opera

opera: *screeches in korean*

jindollie changed shortthing's name to yeojinjja

yeojinjja: omg jinsoul u fucking koreaboo

jindollie: gOmaWoyO uNnIR

yeojinjja: i will stab u with a chopstick like how do bong soon did to that table

jindollie changed uwulf's name to hyejuwu

jindollie changed ahahimagine's name to choerrim

jindollie changed gay's name to areyoureddy

jindollie changed eebusgirlfriend's name to gaypenguin

pussyves: I LOVE IT IT RADIATES SOFT ENERGY

jindollie changed wannaman's name to bunhee

bunhee: oh my gosh i though of something

bunhee: hey

bunhee: wanna go bunhee jumping ;)

yeojinjja: oh my god

jindollie changed croissant's name to aeongie

aeongie: aeong intensifies

jindollie changed seechainsaw's name to bbongbbongdrr

areyoureddy: ain't bbong meth?

bunhee: methane?

choerrim: thats fart gas u imbecile

bunhee: then what the fuck is it

yeojinjja: how can you get this far in life without knowing smh

yeojinjja: meth stands for methamphetamine it's a type of drug

bunhee: then why does chaewon have drugs in her name

bbongbbongdrr: ouch do u not know bbongbbongdrr

bbongbbongdrr: 📽1 video attached

beepboop: u sound like an old lady when you say i really love it lol

sup

here's a rather long chapter compared to the usual

k nvm it's only 300+ words

here is the list of the new usernames with their credits!

viviverto > beepboop/@CrunchyChaewon
chuusgirlfriend > pussyves/@calilikittii
blubblub > jindollie/@babyjinu
adult > opera/@krazybij
gay > areyoureddy/@NotYourFriendBish
eebusgirlfriend > gaypenguin/@chaeblossoms
wannaman > bunhee/@babyjinu
croissant > aeongie/@Monochrome_Universe
seechainsaw > bbongbbongdrr/@CrunchyChaewon
ahahimagine > choerrim/@MagickaGirl
uwulf > hyejuwu/@ThisIsEclipse
shortthing > yeojinjja/@lovecherrymotions

my personal favourite is pussyves :D

i chose these usernames based on how easy to type they were and like the comedic effect

pussyves? easy to type and comical gENIUS

don't be sad if yours wasn't chosen i'm sowwy :(

pussyves says goodbye