Some good old necrophilia jokes!
Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia. Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom.
Necrophilia: The Game A game where every time you die, it gets harder.
I once upset a girl I knew who was into necrophilia she told me I should kill myself. I don't know if she was threatening me or hitting on me.
A man wanted me to engage in necrophilia...I told him to drop dead.
What does necrophilia and alcoholism have in common? The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one.