The Drunkening

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Author's Note: Hey guys welcome back! First off, this chapter is dedicated to my awesome friend seybear287; hope you feel better soon! Now, get ready to find out all the weird junk that got our heroes into this mess. And Bruce. Enjoy! :)

Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans stop spreading rumors about me guys seriously wow

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3:00 p.m.

"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU-"

"Beast Boy, I swear to god, if you don't turn that down right now I'll-"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Robin. Don't you know shotgun rules? I get to pick the tunes, so shut it!"

Everyone nodded in agreement, and Robin sunk down into the seat.

It was gonna be a long day.

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3:30 p.m.

"We're here!"

Cyborg pulled up to the bar. It was completely decked out in decorations; there were clovers on the sides, leprechaun stickers in the windows, and even little pots of gold by the door. It was the most perfect, cheesy way to spend St. Patrick's Day.

"You dragged us all the way here just for some tacky bar?"

"Shut up, Robin. This place has the best food and drinks you've ever had. Didn't Batman ever teach you to try new things?"

Robin crossed his arms, and stormed inside the bar. Starfire, feeling concerned for her "the boyfriend", flew in after him, shouting his name.

Cyborg pulled breath spray out of who-knows-where and began spraying his mouth until it was almost empty. Wow.

Seeing his two friend's astounded looks, he sighed. "Gotta look good for the ladies, y'all!" And in he went.

Raven shook her head. She was surrounded by idiots. But, you know, even though they're idiots, they're her idiots.

Beast Boy held out his arm to her. "Ready to go my love?"

Raven smacked his arm; grabbing his hand instead. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get this over with." With all said and done; they walked into the place where all their troubles would begin.

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5:00 p.m.

Raven and Beast Boy sat making out in the back of the bar. This St. Patrick's Day was going surprising well for them. Until-

"Ahem."

They broke apart and looked up to see old Captain Buzzkill himself, you guessed it, Robin.

Beast Boy groaned, slamming his head on the shamrock covered table.

"Dammit Robin, what the hell do you want?"

Robin glared at the both of them. "First off, I am your leader, and should be treated as such. Secondly, we have been here for 2 hours now, I want to leave."

"No way dude, quit harshing my mellow-"

"Well then, quit being an incompetent little-"

"Don't you dare use big words against me you little fu-"

"Beast Boy if you finish that sentence I swear I'll-"

"ENOUGH!"

Raven's eyes grew dark, and she put a pale hand against each of their mouths.

"Now, settle this like adults."

She gave them each a hardened glare, to show she meant business, and then slowly removed her hands.

Robin sighed and rubbed the back of his head. "Listen, Beast Boy, I'm sorry. I was just getting tired of this place and-"

Beast Boy slammed his sweaty green hand against Robin's mouth.

"Don't even finish that sentence bro, I have an idea!"

Robin rolled his eyes. What ridiculous scheme did he come up with this time?

"We can leave. But, only if you can beat me in a drinking contest. If I win, we stay. If you win, we leave. Simple enough. You agree?"

Robin sighed. "That's the most terrible-"

"AWESOME IDEA IVE EVER HEARD!" Cyborg ran up to the table, and jumped on top of it. "DO IT, DO IT!"

"Cyborg there is no way I'm-"

"Are you too chicken Robin?" Beast Boy turned into a chicken, grabbing Robin's mask off and sticking it on his beak. "LOOK, BAWK BAWK, IM ROBIN AND IM A CHICKEN-"

"FINE!" Robin snatched his mask back, and got up. This was gonna be terrible.

"Aw yeah!" Beast Boy transformed out of the chicken and high-fived Cy. He was so gonna win.

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8:00 p.m.

"WAITER..."

The poor bartender walked back over to where the strange green man and masked guy were sitting. Let's just say, to put it lightly, they were totally wasted.

"Gimme....another alcohol...Imma big boy I can smoke it all night..."

"No no gimme another...I'm the biggest...Batman said so!"

"Sorry sirs, but I think you may have had enough..."

"I DID NOT FIGHT A PREGNANT TRIANGLE TO GET HERE AND THEN BE REFUSED SERVICE BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN."

"Sir, you're a male..."

"YOU DON'T KNOW MY STORY!" And then Beast Boy broke down into tears.

Robin patted his back and glared up at the bartender. "HOW DARE YOU MAM I DONT CARE HOW OLD YOUR CAT IS THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT-"

The bartender sighed and walked over to his other two customers, a girl with purple hair, and a half man, half robot guy. Could this night get any weirder?

"More drink."

"Sorry, ma'm you'll need to specify what kind of-"

"DO YOU EVEN ALCOHOL BRUH?"

The bartender sighed. "No sir I don't believe so-"

"FEED ME SEYMOUR!"

"My name isn't Seymour sir it's-"

"WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS YOUNG MAN? BE NICE TO YOUR GRANDMAMA!"

The bartender looked around the bar, hoping to see an actual normal person to serve; but the only other person was a girl with pink hair. He supposed she'd have to do. How bad could she be? I mean, it's not like this night could get any weirder, right?

"Hello, how may I help you?"

"Yes, what is the alcohol?"

The bartender turned and slammed his head against the counter. This was gonna be the longest night of his life.

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Author's Note: Hey guys, hope you liked it! Seybear287 (who has an awesome story that you should definitely check out) needed an update, and I couldn't sleep. Gotta love drunk superheroes, right? Well, see you guys next time!

~TwelvePercent

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