"Natsu, I think she's in a trance. What should we do?"
"Calm down, Happy. Everyone knows that when someone is in a trance you poke them with a burning-hot stick repeatedly."
"Oh. Yeah, you're right, Natsu!"
Lucy Heartfilia sat on the floor of her apartment, pink tablet in front of her. Her eyes were glued to the screen, where some YouTube video was playing. It was almost as if she was in a trance.
Meanwhile, Natsu and Happy were standing (or in Happy's case, flying) in the corner debating which stick to use.
Suddenly Lucy raised her arms up in the air like wings.
"Raise your wings for the Falcon Lord!"
Natsu and Happy stared at Lucy.
"Who in the hell is the Falcon Lord? Can I eat him? Can I fight him? O-O CAN I FIGHT HIM AND THEN EAT HIM?!"
"RUSHEE! WHY DON'T YOU JUST DREAM ABOUT FISH, LIKE ME, THAT WAY YOU WOULDN'T BE SO WEIRD!!"
"... You smell like ass, Oh can you feel that sass?" Lucy sang, waving her hand in front of her nose like something really did smell.
"Natsu!! She just insulted me!!!"
"It's alright Happy, she's a woman. And she's Lucy. Of course she's going to insult you."
"But, she's just so crazy-"
"When is Lucy ever NOT crazy?"
"Whenever hell freezes over?"
"Exactly. Now let's go, Happy, and get some food. We'll leave her to that."
"Oh, okay, I understand everything Natsu! Thanks! Now let's go get some fish!"
And Natsu and Happy left the apartment, Lucy screaming "And my surugate mother..."
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Fairy Tail One-Shots: Why So CRAZY?Fanfiction
Seriously, is everyone on drugs? Juvia, have you been buying those stupid potions again? Why is everyone in Fairy Tail going CRAZY? And is seemingly high? Like, higher than the Empire State. It's so weird...